DJ/EDM Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

D.N.R.O.N.I #8

[What do we want? Good content! When are we getting it? NEVER!!]

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Martin: If you put the letter U in front of you, is it considered a word or homophone?

Tijs: You're the reason why my brain cells die.

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Ant: You ain't got chest or an ass so don't even start bitch!

Martin: You look like a fucking frito chip!

Ant: And you look like a fucking burnt pizza roll but do you see me making comments? No!

*Ant and Martin insulting each other in the background*

Will: Why are they fighting again?

Tijs: ...m.nmnln nlklkmnmlmlnmkllmpo.

Will: Oh yeah, forgot I was invited to Ultra.

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(Nels, this is for you :))

Alan: I said certified freak, seven days a week.

Alan: Wet ass. . .

*everyone looking at him with disappointment*

Alan: Gobble me, swallow me, drop down the side of me.

*Walkers screaming in horror*

Alan: *getting into it* Y'all I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes. Snatch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'! Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in!

*everybody backstage and in the crowd crying*

Alan: I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag, I wanna choke-

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Joel: If life's taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the best answer is slavery-

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Alan: Ant, you're wearing sweats to your show?

Ant: Yup, besides, they're comfortable and who even looks at my legs?

Alan: Um, the cameraman?

Ant: Eh! Who cares? Now if you excuse me, I've got a show to go to!

*the sweat pants say "Daddy's Trophy" on his ass*

Alan: (concerned) Oh my gaw-

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Somebody: I mean, Alan Walker isn't even that good and he's not even original!

Somebody: And that Kygo is a sellout, does nothing but brand deals every single song!

Alan & Ky fans: (holding a shotgun) We just wanna talk, that's all.

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*Ant with his new chicks on the first day*

Ant: ᴸᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒʷ ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ. . .

*Ant on the second day*

Ant: So I have illegally adopted them so they are now my children and I'm building a mansion for them, I am buying them Gucci jumpsuits and we will be set to conquer the world.

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Young Martin: Life is looking really great, I don't think it can get any better! I found the love of my life, my music career is blowing up, and I have all the greatest friends in the world, I couldn't ask for anything else!

Older Martin (aka bearded Martin): I was right, life really couldn't get any better. *sips tequila* Lover died, career died, and my friends left me.

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Ken: People say chivalry is dead but really-

Ken: *pushes Arjen back in the car* Get your ass back in there.

*opens the door*

Ken: Come out, princess.

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Alan: It's your mess, Ant, you have to clean it up.

Ant: Ugh, fine!

Ant: This feels like slave work, but it's okay 'cause I like being whipped.

Alan: What the fu-

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(Sorry those so much of these but these two are on their fucking adventure and it's weird)

Ant: *livestreaming casually while wearing a 'Thick-Fil-A' shirt*

Will: *comes busting through the door*

Ant: How did your mental breakdown go?

Will: I got pink acrylic nails.

Ant: wait wha-

Will: Fuck you.

A/N
This one's short because I didn't have any ideas. We have no clue what we're doing but we're compensating by doing nothing.