FINE LINE | HARRY STYLES

#14: yikes.

-in which during promo for his newest album, harry deals with an interview who just won't stop bringing up soleil. and it only goes downhill from there.

FEBRUARY, 2024.

I always forget Harry gets nervous. He's always so suave and confident that I just forget things like simple interviews make him nervous.

All morning he had been pacing the bedroom floor of our LA home, fiddling with the tie to his robe. He'd ask me for advice on what to say for specific questions and I genuinely didn't know the answer.

That's when he decided to disappear into the bathroom for twenty minutes and I walked in to find him on the floor with a face mask on.

He's so over dramatic it pains me.

We're a match made in heaven.

I haven't heard of this interviewer so I'm not sure what they plan on asking. His name is like Travis or something and he's new to the radio show scene. Apparently Harry is only his third interview on air so it's safe to say this is pretty important for this guy.

It's also already given him a lot more listeners within the first day of announcing Harry's appearance so maybe he knows his shit.

Luna and MJ are back in London because we figured it'd be better for them. We didn't want to make them run around back and forth for Harry's promo because we both know they'd get tired immediately and just like their father, end up very very cranky. Plus, Gemma offered to watch them for practice since she wanted to be as prepared as possible when the baby comes.

Harry wanted me there, though. Mainly because he wants the support which I wasn't sure I'd provide by just sitting in the room away from him but he told me it was my presence that was enough.

Stupid idiot really knows how to shoot straight for my heart.

We were up extra early because Harry knew how long my morning process takes and he didn't want me to make him late. He's one to talk, he was trying to get frisky in the shower with his stupid wandering hands and dirty words.

I still let him have his way, but still.

And then while I was eating breakfast he was all up on me and I almost shoved my toast into his mouth to shut him up. He always gets like this whenever we have time away from the girls. It's like the second they're gone he just goes into sexual overdrive.

So that ended with him pinning me to the dining table and eating me out like it was the Last Supper.

Marriage is not as bad as people would think.

Once that was done, we got dressed and I did my makeup and we were finally on our way. Jeff had been yelling at Harry the entire ride over because we were running five minutes behind and when he asked for the reason, all Harry could do was giggle like a teenager.

I hate him.

"Harry! It's so nice to meet you! I'm a big fan of your music!" Travis is the first to greet us, shaking Harry's hand.

"Pleasure to meet you. And thank you." Harry replies, shooting him a sheepish smile.

"And who might this lovely young lady be?" Travis turns to me with a wide smirk.

I can already feel Harry tense beside me.

Oh no.