It's been a crazy couple of days.It all started when a wormhole took us to an island paradise.
But, when we tried to go home, things got a little complicated.
***
Branch, Poppy, Barb, DJ, Trollex, Smidge, and Cooper took hands and jumped through the wormhole.
Once they did, they went through another wormhole that took them somewhere that looked like their world.
Cooper had his eyes shut, "So dark! We didn't make it! We didn't make it!"
He then opened his eyes, "Oh. False alarm, everyone. We are not dead."
Poppy took a look and said, "Yeah! We did it, you guys! Home sweet ho-"
She ran into a tiny pod.
Barb asked, "What? The pods are tiny?"
Trollex asked, "What happened to Pop Village?"
Just then, a tiny Bridget, Gristle, and Barnabus came out.
Bridget said, "I think you mean Bergen Village!"
Everyone was surprised, "Bergens?"
Bridget replied, "You got it, girlfriends."
Barb asked, "Why are you so tiny?"
Bridget answered, "Because we're Bergens. The happiest..."
Gristle continued, "...the sunniest..."
A mini Groth in a sparkly tuxedo flew by on a flyer, "...the friendliest creatures ever. *auto-tuned vocalizing*."
Barnabus pooped out cupcakes and Bridget asked, "Cupcake?"
Cooper said, "Oh, pooping cupcakes? Now, that's funny!"
Trollex said, "Ok, this is eight kinds of weird."
Branch said, "I'm starting to think that the storm altered the wormhole, and it sent us to a different world where Trolls are Bergens. We got to go back!"
Cooper said, "Go? But, these guys are a riot!"
Barnabus pooped cupcakes again, leading to Cooper saying, "Ok, now it just feels like a crutch. Cooper, out."
They all went back through the wormhole, after Cooper pooped out cupcakes and said, "That's how it's done, son."
***
They traveled to another wormhole, but they noticed it led to a volcano!
"Volcano!"
Poppy shouted, "Guys, grab hold!"
They did just that and Poppy was able to use her hair to catch the sides of the wormhole and push them back up.
They ended up in a world full of wormholes.
Everyone was in awe.
DJ asked, "Wow! What is this crazy place?"
Poppy said, "No idea. Branch, any way you can explain it without being super dry?"
Branch said, "Absolutely. See, in any given multiverse-"
Everyone shouted, "Boo!"
Branch said, "Ok, think of it this way. In a hypothetical, self-con-"
"Boo!"
Branch then said, "Fine! Look! Pretend this is a treehouse and the wormholes are twisty slides."
They all started to understand.
He continued, "One of these slides leads back to our world, but all the others lead to different realities that are variations of our own."
Smidge then said, "So, to get home, we just have to try the different wormholes until we find the right one!"
Trollex said, "Wow. That's a lot to try."
Barb said, "Yeah, it could take forever."
Poppy said, "Then, we'd better get started!"
Branch said, "Ok, just remember, chaos is boundless. So, while our existence is constant, beyond that, the possibilities are infinite and, really, unknowable."
Barb said, "And...what does that mean?"
Cooper said, "It means it's about to get crazy up in here!"
He then grabbed everyone and they all went through a different wormhole to begin their search.
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Trollstopia: Season 6
Hayran KurguThe fun continues with the Trolls of Trollstopia.