Mad

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I stood on the driveway tinkering with jack's car as he stood giving me a hand a little, the sun shining rather brightly as we worked until we suddenly heard something.
"THOMAS!" Y/n yelled from inside
"Ooohh your in trouble" he smirked
"No I'm not in that much trouble,"
"She sounds mad"
"Not really she probably just noticed I didn't peg out the washing" I shrug
"THOMAS SANGSTER!" She yelled from inside
"She sounds rather mad" he smirked
"Okay yeah that's a little mad," I said "she probably just found out I ate her jaffacakes"
"You did? Man... That's harsh"
"What there nice I'll buy her more?"
"Still, of you where my boyfriend and I found you has eaten my jaffacakes you'd be spending the night in the garden" he explained
"Yeah well she'll be okay, I'll buy her some more, I'll eat her out tonight and it'll all be like it never happened"
"I know way more about you guys sex life then I want to" he sighed
"THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!!" y/n screams from inside
"Oooh... That was my full name, shit I'm in trouble" I said quickly packing my stuff away trying to find somewhere to hide
"Well what did you do?"
"I don't know" I shrug "she uhh... She may have found out that I gave her hamster like a entrie bag of treats"
"Why would you do that?"
"There's no point being a skinny hamster, plus... He keeps biting me"
"I don't think she'd get that mad"
"THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER GET YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!" she screams
"Uhhh yeah she may have found out about the video I have of her in the shower..."
"The what!"
"It's just for when I'm away working... It's kinda like a mini sex tape, a little short steamy sex tape. I filmed. Without telling her"
"What else have you done she might have found out about?"
"Uhh I've been cheating on my diet for the last six months,"
"Why?"
"She put us on a stick diet and I hated it so I've been sneaking out and buying burgers"
"What else have you done?"
"Uhhh there's a lot jack and honestly all of it is gonna get me an ass whopping"
"I thought you liked getting an ass whopping"
"Okay... While I do enjoy a concentual ass whopping, A I told you that in confidence and B I have a feeling this is gonna not be sexy..." I explain "well as non sexual as my wife giving me a spanking can get before I just get a Bonner anyway"
"You two... Have an odd relationship"
"Thomas!!" Y/n screamed as she opened the front door and ahs instantly saw me
"Uhhh hi honey bunny"
"Don't you honeybunny me!" She yelled
"I Uhhh I'm sorry"
"Dam right your sorry" she yelled "go get more!" She yelled before marching inside
"Ooohh... It was about the Ben and jerrys"
"You ate her ice cream? And she for his mad?"
"She loves ice cream" I shrug
"Clearly, still seems a bit much"
"Eh it will do, atleast till baby comes" I shrug going to get in the car to head to the store
"The what!!" He yelled
"Yeah y/n's pregnant? Did I not tell you that?"
"No!"
"Oohh... Well now you know" I shrug

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