orange

Today, I was hungry, so I went into my kitchen to find a snack, there he was, the orange, he turned in my direction, his pierceing gaze chilled me to my very core. "The revolution is coming.", the orange spoke. I somehow musterd up the courage to ask "W-Who are you?". The orange spoke unnaturally, almost like a being of unknown power. "Oh, Silly", the orange began, "I'm god.". I tried to scream, to run, to do anything but I fell to the ground paralyzed. I am orange.