Chapter 27 - Bed Sheets and a Onesie

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I couldn't wait to write this chapter because the scene in the Buckingham Palace is HILARIOUS!

I still have no idea what I'm doing, though, but oh well...

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"What are you typing?" Sherlock asked, mindlessly turning the pages of the newspaper John brought earlier.

"Blog."

"About?"

"Us."

"You mean me."

"Why?"

"Well, you're typing a lot."

John looked up from his laptop, studying the face of his  flatmate. This was one of those times he'd wished he had the abilities Sherlock had, so he could decipher what was going on inside that thick skull of his. Unfortunately, that was not the case.

"Rude."

Both men looked towards the door, seeing (Y/n) leaning on the frame of it, watching them with a tiny smile on her face. Once she'd noticed Sherlock quickly checking if the newspaper wasn't again some tabloid magazine, her smile only grew bigger.

"Hey, morning!" John smiled. "Slept well?"

"Yes, I feel great. Thank you." She walked over to him and draped her arm over his shoulders, in an awkward attempt to hug him while he was sitting. John didn't seem to mind as he wrapped one arm around her middle in a quick hug back.

"Don't mention it." He smiled.

The doorbell rang, and Sherlock slammed his mug on the table, making both, (Y/n) and John jump.

"Right, then." Sherlock said, almost growled, avoiding the questioning gaze of both of his friends as he headed to let the, what he was hoping to be the potential client, in."So, what have we got?"

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"My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office."

"Boring."

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"I think my husband might be having an affair."

"Yes."

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"She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced. I know she has. I know human ash."

"243 types oh human ash." (Y/n) leaned in to whisper to John, making him snort, which didn't go unnoticed by Sherlock.

"Leave."

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"We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention for the recovery of these files."

"Boring."

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"We have this website - it explains the true meaning of comic books, 'cause people miss a lot of themes. But then all the comic books started coming true."

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