Kakyoin woke up one morning to a heavy weight next to him. He felt around to try and figure out what it was. It felt like a large oval and was quite smooth. EGG.
Suddenly, Jotaro and Polnareff flew through the wall and landed on the floor. Jotaro took one look at the egg and shouted "I WANT A DIVORCE!!! I AM NOT RAISING A CHILD!!" Kakyoin cried while eating egg flavoured ice cream.
Dio then just kinda rose out of the ground and started default dancing. Kakyoin cried even hareder because he still has PTSD from the time Dio fisted him. Part 1 Dio was there too but he was sitting in the corner crying.
Polenareff walked up to Kakyoin and said in a Russian accent "Kakyooin did you leiy this egg???"
Jotaro brought out his toy light saber and tried stabbing the egg but it didn't do anything.
Kakyoin was really confused. He didn't even know him and Jotaro were married. Who is Polnareff? What is Star wars? Why is there an egg here? What is love? baby dont hurt meee dont hurt me no more
Meanwhile Narancia was visiting Japan for some reason. He was still traumatised from the bench incident ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and had nightmares about it every night. Bruno recommended therapy but instead Narancia ran away to Japan.
Bruno (being the mom he is) sprinted to Japan like he fucking swam in the ocean and everything. So now Narancia was going to be getting therapy.
He was walking to the building where he would be getting his first appointment when an oval shaped object flew out the window along with a dolphin body pillow.
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Jotaro has the high ground
FanfictionA mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy
