Jotaro got his Xbox 360 kinect out and plays kinect star wars but star putin didnt like it so he ora orad the xbox. He then wanted to dance so he got out his Playstation Gamecube and played just cance 2069. He first danced to in the end by lunkin park which summoned clockyoin.
Clockyoin joined in on the dancing. After dancing to linkin park they danced to walk like an egyptian and the rest of the stardusc crusaders appesared. Some of them started flossing and made everyone depressed by doing that.
To cheer everyone up they danced to I'm han solo
Jotaro felt very epic after doing this.
Then they all danced to another one bites za dusto and kira appeared. He decided to go there to do his 20 minute stretches before going to bed.
Jolyne came back to see her dad and a bunch of other strange men dancing to YMCA.
She turned towards the camera and says "This is why I'm a lesbian."
As they were dancing to the YMCA, a depressed flossing stickman came in with a stand arrow and stabs himself. He got a stand and named it Funny Fortnite Man.
He took Funny Fortnite Man and slaughtered everyone in the room. Funny Fortnite man is very powerful. He almost got murdered by copyright because fortain is copyrighted. So he had to make a localisation name. He called it Ninja Man.
Then Crinja came and reported him to ebic games.
All the JoJo characters were dead lol
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FanfictionA mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy
