Jotaro has the high ground

Final e

Jotaro jumped out his window and on to the ground like he made the egg do in the first chapter. Kakyoin was outside laying another egg.

Jotaro went up to Kakyoin and said "Oh hey babe *shits aggressively*" and he throws Kakyoin's Kakyoin's egg out the window

isnt he already outside 

shush

Kakyoin thought this was hot and layed another egg. jotaro picked up the egg and threw it at nagito who was playing minecraft.

Narancia had just come back from therapy and was going to watch the fight. He had dragged bruno and the other childrem there too. Even Abbacchio had returned with the milk. They were arriving in their telsa clisterfuck.

Jotaro walked to the preschool and saw the minion standing there.

On the high ground.

Jotaro gasped. How was he going to win?

The entire JoJo's bizarre adventure and star wars cast were there to watch the fight.

The sart wars cast got up and started dancing to I'm han solo

The entire JoJo's fabulous quest cast also started dancing to I'm ham solo

Then Jotaro and the minion started dancing to I'm han solo

even kakyoin was dancing to I'm han owo 

Even nagito was dancing to I'm han solo

no jack im not putting in another video

yes you are

fuck you

The minion whipped out his massive, juicy, orange light saber.

Jotaro didn't know what to do. All he had was a pregnant dolphin body pillow with a cardboard light saber stuck on it.

The minion darted towards Jotaro and swung his light saber. Jotaro shat aggresivsely because of how scared he was.

He tried hitting the minion back with his body pillow but it did nothing. He thought he was going to lose. He would never be able to fu*ck his banana.

The crowd started cheering for the minion and booing for Jotaro.

"Every second you stand there, is one more banana I steal from you Jotaro," the minion sneered.

All of a sudan Jotaro heard that sound again.

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

He saw a rabbit descend from the sky and float towards him. IT WAS BIG CHNUNGUS!!!!!! Big chungus hugged Jotaro from behind and whispered in his ear "The minion has a weakness."

"NANI!!???>???!" SHOURTED JOtaro

"The minion's weakness is cardboard." 

Just then big chungus whipped out his laser dick and shot big chungus.