Jotaro was re watching the star wars films for the 69th time to cope with his divorce. He was hugging his dolphin body pillow tightly along with his Kakyoin one.
PoLnareff runs in screaming "THERS A FuFICKING FIRE!!!!" Jotaro could only save one body pillow. He was about to save the Kakoying body pillow but then it started singing oh dear Jotaro which really pissed him off. He threw it into the flames and ran out the house holding the dolphin body pillow.
Kiwwu kwun was standing outside next to Kira who was shouding at him for burning down the house.
Jotaro realised he forgot his toy light saber inside and dove back into the flames. Buno Mars Buccellati watched this happen and screamed while his children ran around. Fugo stabbed Narancia with a fork, Abacchio was pissing in a cup, Giorno and Mista were reenacting the bench scene with the tesla coils playing freekn' you and Trih started crying.
When Narancia got away from Fugo, he saw what Giorno and Mista were doing and just fucinh broke down. Like this guy had seen too much in his life. He needed therapy again.
Kakyoin walked out the bush he was now living in holding his egg. The egg started to vibrate and wiggle. It cracks open.
And out came ZA WARUDO.
Everyone gaspeg.
It turns out the father wasn't Jot or Polnaref...
IT WAS D
IO
1!!!11
Black hole Giorno
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