Kakyoin turned towards Polnareff and started making out with him. It turns out that the egg wasn't Jotaro's.....
IT WAS ACTUALLY POLNAREFF'S!!!!!!!
Jotaro started cryng and tried to use the force to strangle them. It didn't work so he got out shutaar pruachinum and threw the egg out the window. In response, Doi threw his dolphin body pillow out.
They heard a scream and crying from outside. They looked out and saw a lesbian on the floor and an egg rolling away.
Pucci walked in and had a fucking strokw when he saw dio sama.
"OWO whats dis notices your stroke." said Dio in a nya anime girl voice. Kiwwa Kween walkede ni with a fresh hand and
Avdol, Joseph and Iggy appeared from under the bed with some magnets and stared repeating that scean.
That a gay gay.
Kakyoin and Polnareff continued to make out while Gayo Sama and Kiwa Qween talked about hands.
Narancia was outside, still crying and still traumatised. Buccellati was fucking furious and flew up to the windoe because he can do that apparently.
He screamed "CAN I SPEAK TO GHE MANAGER!!111!!" IN A VEry Karen voice.
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Jotaro has the high ground
Fiksi PenggemarA mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy