Jotaro was playing let it go on the kazoo that his wife's boyfriend had gotten him. But Jotaro stayed up past his bedtime to play it and was in trouble.
The horny police barged into his house and pinned him down down and said they were going to give him kazoo ultra sex as a punishment. Jotaro screamed the mario theme in the kazoo at the top of his lungs.
Jotaro wanted to protect his virginity because virginity is epic. He used his start platinum to ultra rape the the horny police and escape but not before fortnite dancing on their dead bodies lmao.
Jotaro asked where his gacha life characters went while stabbing everyone with a light saber. He then started screaming at the sight of a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER. *insert jotaro playing the song on his kazoo* H e battled the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *INSERT JOTARO PLAYING THE SONG ON HIS KAZOO AGAIN*
The GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *insert song on kazoo* killed jotarom. Jotaro com back to life and then bith slapped the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *insert music fucking gg not this again*
He found where his gacha life characters went. They were inside the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER'S BODY *song fuck why this again end me* This caused him to turn into a gacha life character.
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He thanked the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER *no* and went to go find kakyoin. He wanted to apologise for cheating on him with a dolphin. I mean kakyoin was cheating on im with the GIANT EMEMY SPIDER *fuck this it hurts to wake up in the morning why are you making me do this noki*
IM NOT EVEN MAKING YOU DO THIS SHUT UP
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