Jolyne walks into Jotaro's room while sipping on boba and sucking the balls inside them. She sees Jotaro making out with his dolphin body pillow. She used her stand SHUTON FUREEI to punch her dad and tell him to get a lif. In response Jotaro told her to stop siuccing balls.
Jolene then threw his body pillow out the window, jotaro than said "noooooooooooooooooooo" and jumped out the window andbroke his leg. he then squirts blood on the body pillow and licks it.
then a black hole opend next to Jotaro and spaghetti came out of it onto the boddy pillow
you know that a wormhole not a black hole right.
SHUT THE FUCK UP PIES!
mista jumps out of the wormholre and says "sorry that was just my "mayo"." Jotaro then "screemed is that pinapple" no it C U M" mista then made jerking motions then shit him self. then black hole grono came out.
JonTron then ran out of his office and then apoligise for opening a portal to H*LL, then he pulls out his broken vloging camera. Johnathon then says "i didnt fuck danny. i didnt cum on danny. i didnt put my dick anywhere near danny. Ive never done anything weird with danny. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)"
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Jotaro has the high ground
FanficA mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy