While everyone was having an orgy, kiwwu qwweeee and ZA WARUO wewre fucking in a sperate house. When kiwwer qween saw za waros boldgy wolgy he started having a sheer heart attack. After having a sheer heart attack he had a stroke ande za warudo default danced on it lmaoooooooooooooo
When kill quen stopped fucking dieng he got back up and stared at za warldgo with angery. He was very pizzed off that his husbano wasnt saving him. So he divoced that bith
Za warudo was very sad f in chart for stop time boiuy. So he went to macdonalgd for a sad borger. When he got to mac dong he saw star pale tin um. Za world then approched start platinom ultra sex and star plating pulled out his monster comdom for hid magnium ding.
Star platim said "ora orsa ora or aora ora" and za warudo agreed . They went to the mcdongad bathfroom and started fucking. All you could hear was oraoraoraoraoroaoeeraoeao and mudamudsamidamdiamdiamdiiamdaid cumming from the bathro.
Killer queen went to that mcdon ge rld every day because hes a fat fuck. He went to go shtint because he drank too much mcdonald sprite. But as he was approaching it all he could hear was oraoraoraoraooeraooesa and mudamudamduamduamuamd. '
He knew what this meant so he blew up the entire fchiucking mcdonagfds.
Killer queen then began singing dame da ne
"dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo anta ga suki de sukisugite dore dake tsuyoi osake de moyuga manai omoide ga baka mitai" he song
"im gay they all said at the same time
what are we doing
fuck this
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Jotaro has the high ground
FanfictionA mess of a JoJo fanfic where Jotaro is a Star wars nerd, Kakyoin lays an egg and Narancia gets therapy