If the host club was real

The host club gets a manager

So I bet you want to know what I've been doing. Well the host club hired me as there photographer. The books have been selling like hot cakes! Addie gets to hang out with the hosts during photo shoots. Anyway Addie and I walk in to see...

...the hosts dressed up like samurais. Why am I not surprised. Of course they would do something like this! It's the host club we're talking about! When we get in Tamaki's crying over his fangirls, Kaoru's crying while Hikaru holds him and Honey is crying while him and Mori are hugging.

"Oh, Samantha thank you for your help with the picture books." Kyoya thanks me as I walk around.

"No problem. It wasn't that bad. It was even kind of enjoyable. Do you want me to take some photos of this... event?" I ask him.

"If you don't mind, yes. We need to keep up with the demand and this will be one of our limited editions. We might even be able to charge a few extra hundred yen." He tells me.

I look over to Haruhi and she's holding up eye drops, my question is why. "For your information it's common for a host to use eye drops." Kaoru says. "No woman alive can resist a man on the brink of tears." Hikaru says.

"I can! I can resist a man on the brink of tears!" I tell them

"That's because you aren't a woman you're a succubus!" The twins say to me.

"Do you even know what a succubus is?" I ask him.

"Umm getting back to the eye drops matter using these is cheating." Haruhi says.

"No it isn't Haruhi! It's using there resources." Addie says.

"I hate to say this but she has a point." I tell them.

Kaoru suddenly pulls out a small treat and says "Here Haruhi, this is for you."

Then two girl show up and ask Haruhi if she likes sweets. "Well not really." She replies.

"I'll take it if you don't want it!" I tell her.

"Oh well I was going to give it as a memorial offering to my mother." She says.

"Oh! I didn't know that, you should keep it. I could buy like flowers or something if you want." I tell her.

"Sure, thank you."

"How kind! Please take as many sweets as you want either to eat or for a memorial offering." Tamaki says. And people start clapping.

"Shut up Tamaki." I mumble and look at the floor my face heating up.

"I'm guessing the tears are fake." Haruhi tells him.

"How could you? My tears are always genuine Haruhi. Being able to cry without the use of eye drops is the mark of a true host. Tell me, do I impress you? Have you fallen for me yet?" He asks.

I know he's asking Haruhi but, I don't know... I feel something when his eyes and mine meet. My face flushes and heats up. Maybe it's just because he and I kissed and it was embarrassing. I think and look away and over to the door where, what the? Why is there a girl there? Is she new? She has to be. Who is she? I think.

Then the twins and Tamaki go over to greet her when she shouts at him, "NO DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU'RE PHONY!!"

"What do you mean I'm phony?" He asks her.

"Just what I said, you're phony! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club. You shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that you stupid! You must be a dimwitted Narcissist! You're incompetent! You're a commoner! You're disgusting!" She finished and he falls over slowly.