If the host club was real

Beach day

So here we are in Okinawa. I'll spare you the details, basically the twins were pervs, Tamaki had a bat and we decided to take a beach day. With guests from the host club of course.

This is what the beach looks like Tamaki on a rock with a girl. Kyoya managing Tamaki's appointments, (Aka Kyoya standing next to a line of girls that all want to get alone time with Tamaki, or as I like to say get in his pants.) the twins playing volleyball with a few other girls, Honey and Mori are stretching with a few girls, Haruhi is with a few girls under a beach umbrella, and Addie and I get stuck with the dude squad. That's my personal name for this group of boys that thinks we're part of the host club. Addie's fine with it obviously.

"Sooooo what are we gonna do?" Addie ask me.

"Try not to strangle Tamaki for inviting the dude squad." I tell her.

"Haha, you're hilarious. They'll only bother you anyways because I'm not pretty."

"That's a big fat lie! You're beautiful, even Mori thinks so."

"HE DOES?!?!" Then Addie does some inhumane scream and people start looking.

"HE SAID SO WHEN WE WENT TO THE WATERPARK!" And that got the others looking.

"Oh yeah... I forgot."

"Well thanks to you now everyone's looking at us!" I whisper shout.

"This is your fault!" She whisper shouts back.

"How is it my fault?!" I whisper shout.

"It just is!" She whisper shout.

"MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!" I shout to them. The girls look away in disgust. 

Yeah I know all the girls hate me. I shout, I swear, I spend time with the host club when no other girl, besides Addie and Haruhi, gets to and I punched one of there kind. Seika was her name, Ugh!

"YEAH GO SAMMIE!"

"Addie don't encourage her." Mori says.

"Hehe, I think it's funny how much Addie-chan is like Sammie-chan!" Honey says.

Ugh! I've always been somewhat nice to these two and I don't want to ruin that! Just smile Samantha just smile. I think to myself Addie starts poking my face for no reason and I look over to a blushing tomato faced Tamaki. Fucking weirdo. Who I may really like. But he likes Haruhi. I mean who wouldn't, she's smart, kind, caring. I get why he likes her. I'm mean, and cold. Especially towards him. He probably hates me. He's always so kind, and thoughtful. He cares about everyone. Everyone except me. But we've kissed twice. I've been kind to him a few times. He just annoys me. With his constant flirting with other girls. He has always respected my boundaries though. And when he's goofy he does make me smile. Ugh! I can't go around clingy to every nice thing he's either said to me or done for me though! No that's Addie's job to do to Mori.

"Wait Honey I thought you were with the other girls. What are you doing in our neck of the Woods? Or I guess beach in this instance." I ask.

"Hellfish shunting." He says.

"He means Shellfish hunting." Haruhi says.

"Sounds fun! Do you mind if I join you?"

"Of course you can join!" Honey says enthusiastically.

"Thanks. Cmon Mori." She starts to run then steps on a shellfish so Mori carries her bridal style. Her face goes red and she faint. He smiles a bit.

We go over to the other hosts and Tamaki make a bad pun.

*insert Patrick booing*

Then there was a centipede an the crab Tamaki was holding.