If the host club was real

The Newspaper Club

So Addie and I walk into the garden the host club asked us to meet them in. I have my camera and I'm ready to take pictures.

"I'm going to go see how Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai are! Do you want to come?" Addie asks me.

"Hmm, sure. They might have something I can capture in a photo for the next magazine, I mean 'photo collection'." I say that last bit with air quotes.

We start to walk over there. Once we get there we see the two third years putting on a show. And by that I mean Honey in Mori's robe while Mori tries to feed Honey.

'What is my life? What has it become?' I think.

"I'm gonna go find Haruhi, Addie." I say and start to walk off when Addie yells.

"Alright I'll stay here, tell he I say hi!"

"Will do!" I say and keep walking, on my way over I see the twins playing with shells and being incestuous.

"Nope! Not today!" I say.

"Hey Mrs. Suoh." The twins say in unison making me stop turn around and look at them.

"What did you just call me?"

"Samantha, why?" Hikaru asks.

"You did not just call me that. What did you actually call me?"

"Oh! We called you by your last name." Kaoru says.

"My last name is Thompson."

"Oh sorry we just assumed you and Tamaki were together." They say in unison.

"I'm not worth his time." I say as I start walking towards Haruhi. As I near her a tear starts to slip down my face.

"Samantha what's wrong?" Haruhi says.

"I love Tamaki. But I'm not good enough for him. And I know deep down in his heart he loves you." I tell her.

"Oh, Samantha. Come here." She says sympathetically and pulls me into an embrace. "I did think at first he liked me but I know he loves you. Tamaki-Senpai is just an idiot sometimes. And you've seen how protective he can get. He's like a jealous boyfriend. You remember what happened with the secret admirer notes, right?"

"I wanna be the one to make him happy." I tell her. "I'm worried if him and I start a relationship he'll see he deserves so much better." We pull away just before someone starts yelling.

"Haruhi! Samantha! Duck!" Tamaki yells and Haruhi moves but Tamaki tackles me to the ground holding his hand on by head to cushion the impact.

"T-Tamaki?" I say as my face beams redder than the roses in the garden.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt?" He say as I lay underneath him. "Your face is all red! Are you sick?! Do you have a fever?!"

"Wow Tamaki, I didn't know you'd be the dominant one in the relationship." A voice too familiar says so close by us. Addie!

"W-What?" He stutters and realizes how our position is. "Ahh! I'm so sorry!" He shouts blushing as red as me and gets off me falling back.

"Sorry to ruin the moment." Addie says standing next to Haruhi.

"HIKARU! You came this close to snuffing out the light of Haruhi's life!"

"It's your fault for not catching the ball in the first place, boss." Hikaru says.

"Yeah, and besides. You got to see your girlfriend so what's the big deal?" Kaoru says.

"Is my camera okay?" I ask myself and check. "*sigh* If this was broken I would have been mad. But no harm no foul."