If the host club was real

The naughty type

So Addie dragged me to the host club by my feet, me on my back while playing games on my phone.

"You're doing laundry today for all the germs that get on my jacket Addie." I say annoyed.

"Yeah yeah I don't care." She says and opens the door. I turn my head and see the hosts dressed ridiculously, but aren't they always. This time they were dressed like they were in Saudi Arabia.

Why are they so weird? I think to myself. I go over to Tamaki's emo corner and just sit there rethinking my life until a little boy walks in. Oh no! I have to save him from being exposed to this weirdness... and he's looking for Tamaki. And he called him the king. This is going to give him a big head and me an even bigger headache.

His names is Shiro Takaoji. He's in fifth grade in the elementary school and he wants to be Tamaki's apprentice.

"Welp! Nothing I can do now! I was gonna help save you from this but you dug your own grave! Addie I'll be at home!" I say.

"Who are you?" He asks me.

"Samantha Thompson. These guys are idiots. Just don't go giving 'the king' a big head okay? It's hard enough dealing with him when people aren't kissing up to him."

"Wow! A kid comes around and suddenly you stop swearing?" Addie asks me.

"Who are you?" He asks her.

"Addie Stewart! Pleasure to meet you kid."

~the next day~

So I got tied to a chair so I couldn't leave.

"Ya know I didn't question it last time but if we're in a music room so where'd you get the rope?"

"They have everything in a music room." Addie says.

Then Shiro calls a girl a carp, Tamaki makes it worse and she calls him an idiot.

"I'm starting to warm up to you kid!"

"Why do you have her tied up?!" Shiro shouts.

"Yeah technically this counts as kidnapping. You're holding me against my will." I say as Shiro unties me and then we see the twins doing whatever they do and he freaks out, Tamaki knows what there doing is incest, and Honey and Mori scare him.

Shiro backs into Haruhi and she says "Are you alright? I know it's kinda hard to get used to all the weirdos around here. Some thing wrong?"

"Are you a cross dresser?" He asks her. I exploded into laughter.

"I... love... this... kid!" I say between laughing spats.

"How dare you say that about my Haruri." Addie says.

"Your Haruhi?! I'm her father!" Tamaki says.

"Senpai stop with this father nonsense. Maybe giving him the tray will help with his training?" Haruhi suggests. And hands him the tray.

He drops it, blames Haruhi and more money is added too her debt.

"I'm not here to carry tea sets, I'm here to learn how to make women happy!" He shouts at Tamaki.

"You won't get anywhere with that attitude. And I am not going to let you disrespect Haruhi. So! Put this brat in isolation!"

Isolation? Is that a chair in a corner or- OH MY GOODNESS! A CAGE FELL FROM THE SKY! Well I guess technically it's the ceiling but you get my point!

"What... the actual... HECK! Why in the name of all that is good is there a cage in a music room!" I shout.

"We have to have somewhere to put Sami when she won't cooperate." Addie says. I just glare at her intensely.

"Shut up Addie!" I shout at her. "And Tamaki, this is a little boy! He may have been a bit rude when he called Haruhi a crossdresser but it's not his fault you all thought Haruhi was a dude and put her in the male uniform."

"I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy!" Shiro cries.

"Tamaki please let him out." I beg him as he sips his coffee.

"I'm gonna run out of time. Please, won't you teach me? You're a host because you like making girls happy, right? Please teach me to be like you. You're the king!" Shiro pleads.

"If you like making girls happy then please make me happy by forgiving this boy." I beg.

He places a hand on my shoulder and says "There is no need to beg and plead. I admire this boys desire to become a host, so I'll teach him."

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much Tamaki!" I shout and hug him.

I sit back with Addie and I listen to some music.

~time skip~

So to recap Honey starts crying, Renge come up on a platform and then they do this weird montage thing and Shiro runs out of the room. They talk for a bit and then Tamaki thinks up a scheme. They make Honey put on an elementary school uniform and Haruhi a middle school uniform. But the disguises are only so Tamaki can see Haruhi in a dress.

"*cough* pervert *cough*." I fake cough.

"What happened to you being nice to Tamaki?" Addie asks.

"Me being nice benefited Shiro. Now that he isn't here what's the point."

~time skip~

So Tamaki threw Shiro over his shoulder and the host club just walked away. I stay back to make sure the supervisor knows Shiro is safe and then try to catch up to the hosts. I catch up to them just as they get back to the club. The supervisor for the classical music club had a lot of questions.

"Tamaki put him down!" I shout at him.

"I know what I'm doing." He tells me.

"You better." I mumble and hear him out.

Tamaki talks to Shiro and tells him he needs to confess to the girl he likes. Then takes him over to a grand piano and starts to play a beautiful song. He didn't mess up once. Not one wrong note.

There are two very important things no one knows about me. 1. I love the sound of the piano. And 2. The only instrument that I love more is the violin. Both are so calming to me they almost put me in a trance like state. I've never been good at identifying my feelings but that day I knew there was something about Tamaki that fascinated me. But it couldn't be could it?

"Am I in love?" I mumble to myself.

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, bye!