Random Crap (COMPLETED)

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OKAY SO I THINK MY MOM MAY NOT BE STRAIGHT AS SHE LIKES TO SAY SHE IS. First, she thinks Marlene Dietrich is beautiful and always says so. Second, she's said before she find women attractive, but wouldn't want to date them. BUT LAST NIGHT WAS THE TICKER. So she makes up exercise every evening, and last night we did this video program called Zumba (it's like a dance program). Anyway, before she even turned it on she said "And I also want to do this one cause the lady I think is really pretty is in it." Then she added "She's really cute." I didn't think about that too much. So we did the video (and yes the lady was SUPER hot) and when it was over I said "Wow, she's hot." (As I'm out as bi to her). Then mom said "I know. She's really cute." THEN SHE SAID THIS "If I was gay, she'd be my first choice." And there I realized. And it's the next day now, and I decided my mom is homoromantic. Cause she finds women attractive, but doesn't want to have sex with them or anything like that. Or she could be heterofluid, which means pretty much straight but can occasionally like someone of the same sex. HAHA THE THEORY IS PROVEN: NO ONE IS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT. Even if my mom won't admit it, it's still nice to know she's not straight either.