mom strikes again

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My mom successfully annoys me once again! And you guessed it...it had to do with Tom Hiddleston!
So there's this old man who works at our local library. He's really ugly and nasty looking (no exaggeration) and he has an awful attitude. He thinks pretty highly of himself, and for no apparent reason. (Did I mention he was hideous looking?) Anyway, I asked my mom, would you rather kiss this librarian or Tom Hiddleston? Her answer should be obvious, right?







SHE CHOSE THE LIBRARIAN, WITHOUT HESITATION. I was just like "I can't believe this" as she ranted about how Tom's lips were too thin, blah blah blah. BUT LIKE WTF, HE'S STILL A CELEBRITY, AND A HOT ONE AT THAT. Oh well, who cares? Tom's mine anyway *hides away with him*

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