YES I AM MAKING ANOTHER CHAPTER ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO. As a disclaimer before I begin, I am NOT sexualizing, stalking or ANYTHING like that. I merely go to Walmart all the time, and I merely like to appreciate an attractive person who is always there. Now that I've cleared that up, let's get into the simping:
We were at Walmart again! I caught sight of Kaitlyn long before we were ready to check out, and I hoped so much she wouldn't leave.
Check out time comes, and there she was at one of the registers. My mom said jokingly "We'll go down this lane where your girlfriend's at." I said nothing back, BUT THE GAY PANIC ENSUED. I just kinda stood there keeping quiet and stealing glances at her, then my mom wanted me to leave and go to the self-checkout for some clothes I had. If course I didn't want to leave, so I lingered as long as I could until I had to go. My legs felt like jello as I walked away, then I checked out my clothes as fast as possible, then managed to get back there just as my mom was ready to leave. OF COURSE KAITLYN HAD TO TURN HER BACK TO ME JUST THEN SO I SEE THOSE SKINNY JEANS AGAIN, then we left.
Now here's some afterthoughts: Does Kaitlyn know I check her out, and act weird around her? Or does she not notice. Could she possibly look at ME when I'm not looking at her? I'LL NEVER KNOW.
Also, what if she heard my mom joking about her being my girlfriend? SHE MUST BE SO CREEPED OUT IF SHE DID. It did my mom say it quiet enough and she couldn't hear? AGAIN, WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
And there you have more sad, frustrated, and worried rants from a bi loser who doesn't know what to do about a pretty girl. (Btw I'll end this series eventually, probably when everyone starts saying I'm annoying and I should stop)
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OverigHere's a book where I will post everything random! Mostly rants, weird shit, and pictures of my crushes. ENJOY!! Amazing cover photo made by @-nanamisecretary (Text added by me)
