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A short true story of what happened to me just hours ago.

Me: Sitting in the car with my neighbor as she chatters to the dog groomer for what feels like an eternity.

Random girl: Who so happens to be the groomer's daughter, makes an appearance, then goes into the building.

Me: Hmmm, she seems nice, and not bad looking.

Groomer's daughter: Comes out of the building looking like she had the majorist glow-up ever.

Me: *who was bored* *spits out imaginary water* WOW....SHE'S PRETTY.

My neighbor: *the girl walks away to leave* "She's so pretty and growing up so fast"

Me: *in my head* "PRETTY?? YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. DAMNNNNN."

Also me: *continues to be bored once again until we finally leave*

The end.

BUT NOW I WANNA TALK TO HER. I THINK SHE'S CLOSE TO MY AGE BUT IDEK.

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