fam i'm sorry for the long hiatus but wey hey BIG NEWS AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER !!!
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Shannen
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"Yes! now let's go shopping!" Luke cheered getting up causing Darcie to steer.
"If you wake up Darcie I will murder you!" I threatened him not wanting to take care of the baby. She already ruined enough of my ride home with Ashton with her crying.
"Well, Connor throws the best parties in town. Calum and I try beating it every year, but we don't have Connor's resources. He gets the best DJs, booze, girls from other cities drive all the way to come to his parti-"
"What does that have to do with us shopping?" I interrupted Luke confused that he wanted to go shopping. If Connor had everything, did we still need to get him something else?
"I'm Luke Hemmings. You're my date. I'm sure you don't have proper clothes to wear for the party. Girls, guys, mostly girls will be looking at you and comparing themselves to you and why I chose you. You have to look hot and good enough to be my date." He explained confidently. Jesus christ, someone give this boy the 'jerk' jar so he may place his entire life savings and life worth in it because that was a douche move.
"Am I not good enough? What if I don't come at all? Are you that great that I have to look nothing like myself to be with you?" I asked aggravated at this monster. Luke was a dick and a monster, a dickster or mondick. I made note to myself to come up with better insults later.
"You're good enough, Shannen. Shit, you're like perfection like some kind of holiday." He walked towards me and held my hands looking down at me, curse me for being so short, and into my eyes.
"What the fuck? Where did you get that? Google?" I snorted. 'You're like perfection like some kind of holiday'? It sounded like a lame song or poem probably if it was, the singer or band would be really lame or the poet wouldn't be successful.
"I'm trying to compliment you here. Now, let's go? You are paying for absolutely nothing. Don't you want free food? I'll take you to Panda Express!" He was bribing me! That sneaky son of a bitch was bribing me with food! Damn him, I can't resist panda express...
"What about Darcie? We can't jus-"
As if on cue and knew we were talking about her, she started crying hysterically. It was funny actually she was crying the word 'mama' since she learned it. Ms. Barbara said that the toys were developed by tamagotchi-like designers that made the babies so that they could learn and level up.
"Is she crying 'mama'?" Luke asked me bewildered as I went to Darcie and carried her, carefully rocking her back and forth.
"She learned it recently! Too bad her father is always absent... she could be saying 'dada' right now." I teased him and handed him Darcie so I could pack for her things.
"She'll learn it too!" He defended and started teaching the doll. He looked adorable actually! He carried Darcie by the waist and faced her towards him and said 'da' and then 'da' slowly. Darcie still kept saying 'mama' and Luke made the cutest frustrated face.
"Stop being a creep and watching me. Go pack her things! Make sure you have bottles, diapers, and everything else in there." I was shocked at his statement. Did he really care about Darcie now? It made my heart warm as I smiled at the scene before me.
"You're distracting her! She won't learn 'dada' because you're corrupting her!" He yelled at me causing Darcie to react to the loud sound and start crying. Luke rocked her back and forth and kept whispering "dada is here, don't worry".
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Fanfic"The baby is not just a toy, you can throw away. It cries, eats, poops, and it can record sounds. This baby is worth 75% of your grade. Take this seriously."