Monster: Godslayer (Male Reader)

Monster Noir Pt. 2

Y/N: I swear to whatever God I need to that if we don't get out of here before the end of the day, I'm going to kill Arthur.

Arthur: The hell did I do?!

Y/N: Nothing. You're just the closest one.

The two of you were walking down the street toward the warehouse Spidey had told you you could find the Goblin's men. Who was the Goblin? No clue. Why did they have Felicia's necklace? No clue. Why were you doing this? Because you needed to hurry up and beat this trial. You looked over to Arthur and a question popped in your head.

Y/N: Hey, what was Dormammu talking about earlier? What was the deal you made with him?

Arthur: It's nothing. Me and Grey just made our deals and did what we were supposed to.

Y/N: Yeah, but what deal?

Arthur: Personal stuff old man. Butt out.

You just rolled your eyes.

Y/N: Disrespectful brat.

You finally reached the hideout and were surprised to see that Spidey had already beaten you to it.

Spidey: Took you long enough.

Arthur: How did you....

Spidey: Questions are for later. The scum are inside. Move fast but hard.

Y/N: What does that even mean?

Spidey: It means, the faster we kick their asses, the faster the two of you get out of here.

Arthur smiled as he punched his hand.

Arthur: Now you're speaking my language.

Spidey stepped back and pulled out his gun before kicking the door in. You and Arthur leaped in immediately and you coated yourself with electricity. You ended up zapping to the other side of the room as the men turned their guns to Arthur and Spidey. You leaped up and slammed your fist down on one of the unsuspecting men.

Thug: There's three of them!

Arthur suddenly shrunk down leaving the men baffled.

Thug: The hell is going on here? What kind of magic is this?!

You kicked a man out of the way before grabbing another and slamming him down. Spidey spun his gun around and started to open fire while Arthur flew around the room, jamming every gun he could.

You leaped up and grabbed onto a ceiling beam before you looked around. Using your telepathy, you figured out where the diamond was stashed. You looked over and saw that it was on one of the tables.

Y/N: Bingo.

Suddenly, one of the men grabbed it and started running.

Y/N: Shit.

You pulled your feet up and shot off of the beam and right into the man. You quicjly grabbed the diamond and held it up victorious. The men were all taken care of and you had the diamond.

Spidey: Good work kid. Let's get out of here.

Arthur: I agree. I hate these stupid gun things.

You nodded in agreement and the three of you left the warehouse.
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You tossed the diamon onto the vanity where Felicia was doing her hair. She looked it, then at you, before she turned back around to look in the mirror.

Felicia: East Harbor.

You raised a brow.

Y/N: Pardon?

Felicia: There was a strange energy over at East Harbor. Matched the one that normally sends Spider to other worlds.

Arthur: Wow. Not even a thank you.

Felicia: The information is your thank you. Now get out.

You looked at her before you rolled your eyes. This Felicia really was a mean one. The three of you left the apartment and started down the hall.

Arthur: At least we know where the tear is. All we have to do now is just go through it and get to the next trial.

Y/N: Yeah. Uh, thanks for the help Spidey.

Spidey: It's Spider. And don't thank me. Anytime there's a chance to get criminal scum off the streets, I'll be the one to do so.

You just looked at him for a moment.

Y/N: It really is like watching some old gangster movie.
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You and Arthur stood at the edge of the dock were there was a literal tear in the fabric of reality. It was just, there.

Arthur: This has got to be it.

Y/N: No doubt about it. So, do we just walk in?

Arthur: Yep.

You both turned around to look at Spidey was reloading his gun. He placed it back into his jacket and gave a mock salute.

Spidey: Hopefully we never see each other again.

Y/N: Likewise.

Arthur: I'm not planning on coming back.

You both waved before your turned back to the tear.

Y/N: On the count of three?

Arthur nodded.

Arthur: One.

Y/N: Two.

Spidey: Three.

He pushed both of you toward the tear and your vision was blinded by a bright light.

Arthur/Y/N: Ahhhhhhh!

You could feel yourself falling through time and space as you and Arthur flew through the stars at amazing speeds. You felt your body change and shift as you neared your destination. You spotted another Earth and closed your eyes at the fastly approaching ground.

Y/N: Ahhhhhhhhh!
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Monster House is filled in front of a live studio audience.

You opened your eyes and were amazed that you weren't a pile of blood and guts in the ground. You were just sitting on a couch. Arthur looked around confused as well.

Arthur: What is this place?

You were in a house of some kind. To make matters even more bizarre, the wall in front of you was missing. There was just a few rows of seats occupied by cardboard cutouts.

Y/N: This is, weirdly terrifying.

???: Looks who all ready to meet the neighbors.

You and Arthur heard a loud applause as someone descended the stairs. You both turned around and your eyes went wide.

Y/N: Mom?

Elise: Well, who else would it be? Mary Taylor Moore?

There was now a loud roar of laughter.

Arthur: Don't tell me this is what I think it is.

You both turned around and looked at the rows of seats.

Y/N: We're in a sitcom.