Y/N is sitting on the couch before Kamala appears behind him. She pokes his head.
Kamala: Psst.
Y/N: Uh, what?
Kamala: Do, Do you do stuff.
Y/N: What?
Kamala: Like, sex stuff.
Y/N slowly looks at her.
Y/N: I have four kids.
Kamala: Yeah but, do you do the sex?
Y/N: Kamala, are you a virgin?
Kamala:...
Y/N:...
Kamala: I need to go now.
Kamala sinks back behind the couch.
(Chibi Kamala crying over being forever alone)
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Felicia is making pancakes when Miles slips in.
Miles: Hey Felicia and/or Cat. How is it going?
Felicia turns to talk to him. In the background, Robbie's hand appears as he sprinkles some unknown substance into the batter. It vanishes just as Felicia turns back around.
Cut to breakfast as everyone sits there motionless with dazed faces.
Miles: How much did you put in it?
Robbie: All of it.
(Chibi Cat lecturing Robbie and Miles while Nadia throws up into a trash can with Doreen holding her hair)
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Molly lays on a therapy couch as therapist Venom conducts a test.
Venom: Now I'm going to read you a lissst of wordsss. I jussst want you to tell me what the firssst thing that comesss to mind isss.
Molly: Ok!
Venom: Puppy.
Molly: Destruction.
Venom: Fire hydrant.
Molly: Death.
Venom: Uh, rainbow.
Molly: Death.
Venom:...
Molly:...
Venom: Blue.
Molly: Blood.
Venom: Ok. We're done here.
(Chibi theripist Venom hiding behind his chair in fear as Molly swings around the couch)
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Robbie and Katie are sitting on the couch as Kamala appears behind them.
Kamala: Do...
Robbie: Yes. We have sex Kamala.
Kamala: But...
Katie: Yes, the Ghost Rider can also have sex Kamala.
Kamala: Ok but...
Robbie: No its not a bone.
Kamala: Noted. Well then...
Katie: It doesn't burn.
Kamala:....does it at least feel good?
Robbie/Katie: Feels great!
(Chibi Ghost Rider on a poster advertising safe sex. It reads "wear a condom or I'm coming for you.")
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Quentin chilling in a bathtub very relaxed. Suddenly, the door swings open and a naked Miles jumps in.
Miles: Hey bud.
Quentin: W-What are you d-doing?
Miles: I just wanted to say, thank you for making Riri so happy. You really mean a lot to her.
Quentin: O-Ok?
Miles: I've known her for a while and, I think that she is kinda like a sister to me. You know?
Quentin: Uh, huh?
Miles: So, take care of her. Good talk.
Miles stands up, still naked, and leaves. As the door closes, Riri pops up from under the water.
Riri: I thought I was gonna drown.
(Chibi Quentin drying Riri's hair as they smile in just towels)
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Y/N: Yeah. You are my fire. The one I desire. Belive me when I say. I want it that way.
Spotlights suddenly appear over head to reveal Y/N, Robbie, Tyrone, Danny, and Eli dressed in white.
Tyrone: But we are two worlds apart. Can't reach to your heart. When you say. That I want it that way
Eli: Tell me why~
All: Ain't nothing but a heartache.
Eli: Tell me why~
All: Ain't nothing but a mistake.
Eli: Tell me why~
All: I never want to hear you say, I want it that way.
As they continue, the camera slowly pans to the rest of the team as they watch with a mix between awe, confusion, horror, and humor.
Tandy: I have no idea what how to feel about this.
(Chibi Y/N, Robbie, Tyrone, Eli, and Danny posing for a photo shoot)
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Monster: Godslayer (Male Reader)
General Fiction*The Second Half of Monster* Picking up after the War of the Realms, Y/N and his friends head out to get the final blessing in order to defeat the Celestials. Will he be able to save the universe, or will his foes get the best of him?
