Oh my god no Draco!" Harry sighs dramatically and Draco just rolls his eyes as they sit in the great hall we're all the 8th years share a table. "What now?" Ron says through a mouthful of chicken. Harry looks at Ron the holds up a green apple. "What's this?" "An apple are you blind?" "Very good,"
Harry sighs again holding up some cherries. "Now What are these?" He asks looking at Draco with an eyebrow raised. "Crabapples" "No! What are these?" He says holding up some mistletoe decorations they had put for the winter holidays on the tables. "Kiss apples" Draco says as if it's the most obvious thing. "NO! Ok what are these???"
He transfigured a peach to a pumpkin. "Halloween apple" he says "I like those ones you put faces on them" he says with a innocent smile. "I'm done." Harry says dramatically fake fainting and falling off the beach onto the floor as ron just laughs and draco looks confused. "Harry get up I just bought you Those pants and they were not cheap!" He gasps reaching down and grabbing his hand pulling him back up.
"not everything is an apple dray!" Harry says joke glaring at Draco only for him to shake his head in amusement. "Whatever you say darling" Draco says giving him a peck in the cheek before standing up. "Now I'm gonna go get some sour yellow apples for my drink"
"NO! There lemons!" Harry exclaimed before dropping his head in his arms on the table "I give up" he mumbles.
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slytherin eh? {~Discontinued~}
FanfictionIn an au where harry had enough of the dursley's shit and decided to take action, at the age of 11 when he was invited to hogwarts he was no longer the boy dumbledore wanted him to be. Read to find out more (warning: this was made with a lot of gram...