The Nut and The Nutcracker.(ongoing)

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"God I'm tired!This service is so long."I said face palming myself.I'd been sitting in the servive for about two hours and damn.Church services can take really long.

Just like a normal teenager,i was sat among the last few rows,wait is it column or row,that shit always confused me.I know I'm not alone.

I'd been doodling on my book now that the service was over and done with.Some announcements were being made.I really didn't listen because most were about meetings to be attended and I'll be honest.I never attended any,not even one.What!You can't blame me.

I'm busy....always.

Getting tired of doodling I started ogling around cause I never got tired of new faces.Old ones young ones and damn!People are fine out here.Then others are,well,normal.
"Long story short:we are all made in the image and likeness of God."I said to myself while trying to miffle my laughter because we all know the church women.Always ready to point the mistakes out.I never liked them at all because they never stopped judging.I basically knew they were onto me because of my dressing.Let's just say I wasn't the normal "ya basic" girl with all the dresses and hairdos and stilettos.I was more of the t-shirt and jeans and north stars.

I turned my head to confirm my thoughts and boom.There they were biting the back of my head with there eyes.Typical women.I rolled my eyes and turned to continue with my ogling.Just as I was almost turning to face our Bishop I caught someone looking at me.

Just as I stared back he ducked and hid behind some man's figure."Hhhhmmmm...wierd."I thought,"i really should look for him one of these fine days and say hi."Another thirty minutes passed and the service came to an end.Without wasting any second I picked my bag and headed my way.

"Moe!Moe!Wait."

"Shit I was almost getting away!"I whispered to myself."Oh!hey,"I turned with the best fakest smile I could offer only to find Alice sashaying towards me with a long black dress and black pumps.Yeah,sashaying.That was her normal walk.
Apparently.
She was the assistant youth leader to our church and took her role very seriously.

"Why are you leaving when we have a meeting?"

"Yeah,about that. I've got this thing that I really have to attend to like immediately."

"But the meeting won't take that long.We have to dicuss about the upcoming camp."

"I really have to go honestly,"

"Moe,please.Just about 15 minutes,"she pleads.

"Fine.As long as you don't take long or I'll be out of there."I grumble walking towards the door and walking straight to take a seat at the back.As I seat I notice eyes on me.
"What!?You've not seen people late for stuff?"I whisper shout smiling.
"Ok guys,so as you know....."Bryson our youth leader started talking as I tuned him out because well,I just didn't want to listen.I also knew my mom wouldn't even allow me to go so why get the details?

About ten minutes later the meeting was over and everyone was heading out with their clique.I was not the social type and I actually had no friends in church but dude who cared.

Just as I reached the gate I heard someone calling my name again.
"Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!"i mutterd under my breath."These people just won't leave me alone today."