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HC Golden Wind : Theme Park

Theme park HEADCANONS (with and without children because I am fucking wild)
I am not a fan of rides AT ALL. I'm very scared of them, especially roller-coasters. I tried to get over my fear when I was 15 and I sparked out whilst riding 😂 I'm gonna do some more of these in between working on requests and working my actual job lmao

🎠Bruno Bucciarati with S/O🎠
🧄 Bruno isn't scared of rides, but he isn't fond of them either. He'll go on them but he doesn't understand the appeal
🧄 Will accompany you on rides, even scary ones
🧄 Able to cheat on the claw machine but won't for you (even if you're upset - be an adult!)
🧄 Enjoys the terrible sideshows because they're absurdly difficult
🧄 Competitive in the arcade but not aggressively. Bruno is a good sport (unless you cheat)
🧄 Doesn't get fast track passes, he isn't super bothered and waiting in huge queues is an experience in itself
🧄Doesn't really want to get his hair wet on the log flume

🎠Bruno Bucciarati with S/O & children🎠
🧄 He'll sure as hell cheat that claw machine now for one of his babies
🧄 Takes the kids on the rides, is the one console them if they don't like it
🧄 Gets soooo fucking wet through on the log flume to the point where his hair goes frizzy in the big dryer (and his kids, if they inherited those Bucci silken tresses or inherited African hair from S/O, I understand African hair needs a lot of care compared to Caucasians)
🧄 "What do you mean you don't want Papa to ride with you now you're tall enough?"
🧄 Takes loads and loads of pictures. Young children on the kiddie rides with smiles on their faces, older children on rides they're tall enough for, (literally cries because they're outgrowing him) pictures of his S/O with the kids
🧄Won't force his children on rides they don't want to go on
🧄 Challenges his kids in the arcade but pretends to play terribly so they win and feel happy (and scream that they beat their papa at the game!)

🎠Giorno Giovanna with S/O🎠
🍵 Giorno is a gentleman, and will let his S/O get on first. He's on a similar level to Bruno, they aren't scary, they just aren't that entertaining
🍵 LOVES the ferris wheel. He's a short guy, so being able to see the whole theme park is totally awesome! Plus, he can be romantic when you get to the top
🍵 Hates silly little sideshows and won't waste his money on them. If you want to do them, he will try to sway you off, but gives in if you persist
🍵 Quite competitive in the arcade, especially on games that require skill like air hockey
🍵Doesn't want to get wet on the log flume and avoids it like the plague - wryyy!
🍵If you love theme parks, he will get fast track passes, otherwise, you guys are gonna wait
🍵Secretly likes the carousel ride

🎠Giorno Giovanna with kids & S/O🎠
🍵 Kind of hopes you will take the kids on rides, but doesn't mind it you don't want to
🍵Won't force his children onto rides they don't want to go on
🍵Still doesn't want to go on that bastard log flume, but of course the children do - wryyy!
🍵 Has every single theme park freak accident ever go through his head when his under fives are on rides
🍵Relieved when the kids are tall enough for the rides and he can sit back

🎠Guido Mista & S/O🎠
🧀 You better love rides, because you're going on them even if he has to drag you!. 🧀Mista LOVES rides. All rides. But his favourite is whatever roller-coaster is the scariest and fastest
🧀Fast tracker
🧀 "Come onnnnnn Babe, I'll hold your hand!"
🧀 Always eats too much and feels ill on rides, but never vomits
🧀 Deliberately spooks you more on the ghost train or rollercoasters
🧀 Aggressive competitor in the arcades. Will get jealous and pout if he loses
🧀 Makes stupid bets with you. "If I beat the high score, you have to give me fifty kisses" or "If you lose, it's your turn to wash the dishes"
🧀That log flume is calling his name, and he's gonna make sure you get soaked
🧀Very affectionate whenever he can be
🧀Falls asleep on the sofa afterwards

🎠Guido Mista with kids & S/O🎠
🧀He forces his kids on rides unless they literally breakdown and bawl. He's not being mean, he just thinks they'll enjoy it once they get over the initial fear
🧀 Has to play sorry daddy when they don't like it after he's forced them to ride (lots of hugs, kisses and candyfloss)
🧀Very competitive with his older children. He'll go full hog and try his absolute best to beat them.
🧀Aggressively competitive even on the baby rides/games
🧀Will squish himself into baby rides, and inevitablely get stuck
🧀Still tries to convince you to ride if you don't enjoy/are scared of rides
🧀Falls asleep on the sofa like old times

🎠Narancia Ghirga with S/O🎠
🍊 Narancia's favourite rides are the waltzers and dodgems
🍊Another fast tracker if you love rides as much as him
🍊Eats way too much and throws up
🍊Not actually that competitive in the arcade, he just thinks the games are fun. Especially Nintendo games.
🍊Will put a moronic amount of money into the claw machine and come away with fucking NOTHING

🎠Narancia Ghirga with kids and S/O🎠
🍊Doesn't need to convince his children to go on rides since he's painted it out perfectly, but if they don't like it he has some to do then
🍊Enjoys seeing his kids' reactions and how they pull at him to go on rides with them
🍊Has to beg his kids not to eat too much, but they throw up and he just laughs
🍊Gets inside kids' rides because he's skinny, and it's all fine until they pile on and he's genuinely trapped

🎠Panacotta Fugo with S/O🎠
🍉Fugo is really not a fan of rides. He's frightened. FEAR WHAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND
🍉He will recite horrible freak accidents in great detail, when you try to convince him to ride with you
🍉You might convince him once, but it'll be the last time because he'll pass out (I actually passed out on a roller coaster once true story, they aren't my thing)
🍉Some of the less scary rides, he will try
🍉Eats like a horse to cope with his anxiety
🍉Surprisingly, loves the pirate ship
🍉Hates the sideshows but he's incredibly good and accurate at them
🍉Spends most of his time doing those because he's too scared to go on rides
🎠Panacotta Fugo with kids and S/O🎠
🍉Hope you're taking the kids on because he ain't!!
🍉Outright refuses to take his children on rides
🍉Gets teased by his older kids for being scared, but beats their asses at arcade and sideshow games
🍉Makes excuses to "stay with the baby" in order to avoid rides

🎠Leone Abbacchio with S/O🎠
🍆 Abbacchio is completely stoic on even the scariest of rides. He is unchanged
🍆Not a fast tracker, but will get you the pass if you love rides
🍆Totally cool with doing other stuff like the ferris wheel and sideshows or sightseeing
🍆Menacing, so people stay well away from you in the queue
🍆DOES NOT WANT TO DO THE LOG FLUME. Leone is wearing thick makeup!
🍆Doesn't care about the arcade but will let you drag him in.
🍆His favourite part of the day is honestly getting to sit down with his overpriced food and eat it in silence
🎠Leone Abbacchio with kids and S/O🎠
🍆Torments his children when they ask to go on the rides themselves. "You think you can stomach it, kid?"
🍆Nobody is rude to his children once they realise who their father is
🍆Will attempt to win prizes for his little ones
🍆Carries his youngest child on his shoulders if they're still small enough
🍆Surprisingly doesn't mind photographs with his children
🍆Leaves comforting to S/O if one of the kids hasn't enjoyed a ride, but will step in if need be.
🍆He's still not going on the log flume. Get to fuck.
🍆His favourite part of the day continues to be when he gets to sit down with his family, with their overpriced meals, and eat it. But not in silence.