One night, Remus went to bed as usual; setting his traps, brushing his teeth, changes into his green skull PJs, and climbs into bed.
Though this night, he was woken up in the middle of the night. He looked over, and saw a figure in the corner of the room.
"Hey! What're you doing in here?!? I've got traps so don't even try to come for me!!" he screamed.
He hears a snap of fingers and all of the traps are released at once. Remus shocked, his jaw dropped.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF WITCH OR SOMETHING?!?!" Remus called out.
"Not exactly." The figure stepped forward, stepping on Legos. "Wow, Legos. How cute." was said in a low, stern tone.
The only words Remus could get out of his mouth were: "Woah, you're Jesus."
"Correct. And since your traps are a sin, I'm gonna have to punish you." Jesus said, almost angry.