~[] Statehumans: Unscripted! []~ [A Statehumans story collection by Mars]

Story 5: A Hell in Heaven Pt. 2

(So this story was supposed to be positive but it's honestly just history channels at 3 AM lol)

    "Hey! My Bros!" America exclaimed, going over to hug his brothers, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. "How's it been?" Asked Canada, as he and his brothers walked in. "It's been stressful," America said, turning on the TV To whatever the frick was on. Most of the states that bordered Canada went to go hug him. "Uncle Nada!" Minnesota exclaimed happily. "Hey, little guy!" Canada said, fixing his hat. While Aussie was playing with Florida's alligator, Pickles. America was getting ready to cook some food for dinner. (He's cooking for 57 people it's not gonna take him like 30 minutes, and yes I'm including D.C.) (Hippity hoppity my writing block is back-itty) As some of the states started to help him, chaos was arising around their 3-floor mansion. (IM OUT OF MOTIVATION IM TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM PLAYING ROBLOX AGAIN) While Britain was not giving a fuck drinking his tea, New York thought it would be a good idea to do a full production of Hamilton right in front of him, while some of the states helped him. While Alaska was trying to keep Hawaii away from the chaos, Florida and Aussie were hanging out with Pickles. Meanwhile, some of the states were playing hockey outside with Canada. France decided to help America with the cooking, only because she had nothing else to do. Everything was normal until the heard something they didn't wanna hear.

"Wait, where's Hawaii?"

Everyone stopped what they were doing. This house was 3 floors big, each floor unnecessarily big. She could have been anywhere. Delaware got up on a table and said "Everyone scatter!" America ran over to his siblings and parents. "Ok guys, stay here," America said, silently panicking. "You guys keep performing, alright?" He said, rushing away. The states looked everywhere for her, all three of the floors, the attic, the basement, until only one place was left.

The backyard.

    As they went out to the backyard, New Jersey suddenly remembered that he forgot to put the pool cover on last night when he dragged Florida out of the pool. But as America looked out, he didn't mind the pool cover, the only thing he was worried about was Hawaii. As America stepped out, he saw something that he wished he had brought a camera for.

    There was Hawaii, sitting on a surfboard, in the pool, watching a butterfly. "Hawaii!" He exclaimed running over to the pool. He picked her up before Delaware took the surfboard out of the pool. "Ok, Alaska, go upstairs and go play with Hawaii or something, Delaware, make sure the pool cover is on this time." He said, going back inside to finish up the pizza he was making.

After America and some of the states finished serving up the Pizza, he called everyone to the table for dinner. "You made.... pizza?" Britain asked as he looked at America. "Yup!" He said, as he looked over at Alaska, who was putting pizza in the food processor. "I'll just throw in some pineapple slices, and There, Hawaii can now eat Hawaiian pizza!" America sighed. "Well, I did have something else for her, but she might wanna try that." He said sitting down. "You guys have pineapple? I want some on my pizza! Just make sure Italy doesn't find out." Canada said, knowing that Italy was gonna kill him. Once Alaska blended it all up and brought over some pineapple for Canada, America looked at what he had blended up, and it looked kind of gross. "Ok... here comes the boat!" America said as Hawaii ate it. He could usually tell by her face, she loved it. "You like it?" America said as she looked to see if she would swallow it or not. She did. Now that was sorted out, all that was left to do was eat the pizza.

After dinner, everyone was just chilling. New York and the others finished their production of Hamilton, Alaska still wondered how Hawaii liked his strange creation, and Britain was, well, still drinking tea. After a while, Britain, France, and Ame's brothers went home. (And yes I'm having a writing block and what do you know my so-called friends want me to hand out with them) America decided that it was time to start getting ready to hit the hay, so he decided to start getting the younger states ready. Their bedtime schedule was simple, the ten youngest went to bed at 8, then 27 of the states went to bed around 9, and the original 13 could stay up till around 10. "Alright. The 10 youngest states need to start getting ready for bed." He said, picking up Hawaii. "You guys go put on your PJs, I'm gonna start getting Hawaii ready." As the states rushed to get ready, chaos obviously had to happen with the other states. "Why does Matt always have to make conflict happen-" NEW YORK STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! And yes, the states get a bit scared when the bold writing comes out in the middle of a paragraph. "Sorry." He said, going back to writing what I think was Hamilton fanfic. After about 30 minutes, the ten youngest states were ready. While America made sure all of them were in bed, Delaware was trying to make sure nobody was stomping someone's kneecaps backwards. (Shit I'm having a writing block) "Alright. Who wants to play Uno?" Delaware asked, looking to see if anyone was up to the challenge. Obviously, the states thought it would be funny for the original 13 to have an Uno battle. As the 13 of them picked up their cards, the battle was on.

It took about 15 minutes, but someone called uno "Uno!" Rhode Island yelled as she looked at Delaware. Delaware placed her reverse card, which went back to Rhode, as she paid her final card: The ender of friendships, the pick up 4 card. "NOOOOO!" North Carolina yelled, as America walked down the stairs. "Alright, y'all know the drill." He said as 27 of the states rushed to get ready, leaving the original 13 in the living room. (Note: I forgot to include D.C. but just pretend he's here) "I'm bored." New Jersey said, turning on the T.V. "How about we just watch some TV?" Pennsylvania asked, going to sit next to him. The original 13 including D.C. Sat down and flipped through the channels to see what was on. "Ok guys, go get ready." America said, exhausted. As all the states got up to get ready, America went into his office to finish up some more of his papers. After some time, America went in to make sure everyone was ready for bed. After everything was settled down and the states were sleeping, America went to finish up his work.

After nearly 2 hours, America had done enough work for the time being. He went in to get ready quietly, so he didn't wake any of the states up. After about 10 minutes he got in bed, as he slowly fell asleep, he made sure that every thing was done.

Only to do it again tomorrow.

Hi guys! So I thought I should "state" this (ok ok I know I'm not funny) The only ships that will be canon in this AU from now on are ships like Texas X Moscow and London X New York. So no more ships with states/provinces/capitals from the same country. (And soon enough, we might see some Canadian provinces!) So yea. I think you get what I mean. Anyway, are there any Statehumans stories y'all recommend? I've read everything good, and I'm still waiting for some of these stories to gain chapters. Anyway, if you're up, you might wanna check out my other stories! And yes, I'm out of ideas, so that's it for now! Until next time, Matt, signing off. Bye!