~[] Statehumans: Unscripted! []~ [A Statehumans story collection by Mars]

Story 3: "Dad?"

Note: This chapter contains swearing.
Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico were enjoying some time at the beach with the other states. Hawaii was still trying to teach Alaska to surf, California was taking too many selfies, Maine was trying to look for a lobster (Her attempts were unsuccessful.) And Florida was, well, being Florida. Fun fact: They WEREN'T supposed to be there. Delaware being in charge, decided to drag everyone to the beach. She knew she was probably gonna get in trouble, but at least the states were enjoying it. The three decided to take a walk around the beach, even though it ended up turning into a game of tag after. "YOU CAN'T CATCH US!" Texas blurted out to New Mexico, who was chasing them. Her and Arizona continued running from him, (Yes I make Texas a girl don't come after me now) Texas wasn't looking where she was going and bumped into someone. "Sorry!" She said, looking up at him. But when she fully saw who it was, The three stopped in their tracks.

"Dad?"

"My children!" Mexico happily said, hugging the three of them. "I'm still surprised you're calling me Dad." To which Texas would reply, "You're still our Dad to us! Maybe I should show you to the others!" Texas, Nex Mexico, and Arizona proceeded to drag Mexico to the others. "Is Ame with you?" Asked Mexico "Nope!" Said New Mexico. They walked over to Delaware, who was lying on the sand. "You remember Delaware, right?" Asked Arizona. "Si!" Mexico would say. Delaware waved to the four of them. They walked over to the sea to catch a glimpse of a soaked Alaska and a mostly dry Hawaii. "Aloha!" Hawaii cheerfully said. "Privet!" Alaska added on. "You can also see Maine still believing that she can find a lobster here." New Mexico said, pointing to Maine. Maine noticed them and yelled, "Shut the hell up!" She went back to find a lobster. They showed Mexico to the other states before their beach day was busted by Ame. When Delaware saw him, she immediately froze. Ame had found out about their beach day.

    "So... You enjoying some time at the beach?" Asked America. Delaware didn't know what to do. Until she looked at her down-to-earth rival, Pennsylvania.
Ever since Delaware first became a state, she had a clear rivalry with the 2nd state, Pennsylvania. Although Pennsylvania was clearly more responsible than Delaware, America had always put her in charge. Delaware gave Pennsylvania a sour look. Pennsylvania just shrugged. "I can explain-" Delaware tried to say, but was stopped by America saying "I can't blame you, the others are loving it." Not noticing that Florida had hit a beehive, and now a cascade of bees was chasing after him. (Just like me in animal crossing lmao.) "Wait for me!" Russia yelled, following America. "Dad!" Alaska yelled, going to hug Russia. "Privet, Alaska," Said Russia, opening up his arms for him. Hawaii looked at Alaska and Russia, feeling left out, but she remembered, she was just like the original 13 (except for the fact that she was the last state) she also used to be a British colony (Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure that's why she has the Union Jack on her flag.) Her flag said it all. She was the on U.S. state with the Union Jack on her flag. And she felt proud to have such a unique feature. She decided to go back and surf before Ame dragged the states back to their pretty-much mansion. (And yes I'm trying to limit the amount of Hawaii I put in this book from now on)

After they got home, Delaware was looking for a book on the shelf, before she saw what looked to be a photo album Delaware took it and called a state meeting. "Look at this, you guys! It's our family photo album!" Delaware said, before realizing that not all the states were there. "Where's New York?-" She got out before they heard a blood-curdling scream. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES! HAMILTON IS COMING TO DISNEY+!" He exclaimed as he walked into the living room. The states gave him looks that pretty much said "I don't care, now sit your ass down" As he sat down Delaware opened the dusty book. "Look! The first photo is of Hawaii the day she became a state!" All the states awed at little Hawaii before Pennsylvania said "What happened to our little sister? Why can't they stay small and cute?" As she hugged her "Get your damn arms off me." She said, wiggling out of her arms. "And there's one of Tennessee and Kentucky's birthday party!" Tennessee and Kentucky looked at each other. They got along fine, but their birthdays were always a mess. For example, last year, they filled the pool with Kool-Aid powder and turned the water into Kool-Aid. The pool did not appreciate that, and their extra birthday gift was cleaning up the mess they made. The states were not amused by that year's birthday special. "And here's a picture of Maine and Maryland trying to find a lobster. "As usual." Said Maryland, hoping for a laugh. Which none of the states did. They had looked through the whole album. There wasn't much that was interesting too see, only really random photos of the young states. The funniest one was a photo of the original 13, who had taken all the books off the shelves and tried to swim in them. Yes, swim.

After they told America, who had just got back from buying groceries all about what they saw, most of the states were (very) tired. "Y'all should go and hit the hay." Said Texas, who was in the kitchen, falling asleep. "I'll be up for a bit longer." She said, before letting out a big yawn. "I think that includes you, Texas," America said, packing away the groceries with the help of Hawaii. Delaware was helping, but she ended up passing out on the island. At least Delaware and Pennsylvania weren't arguing... Yikes.

Delaware got into her bed with a few of her siblings in the same room, passed out in their own beds. As she drifted off to sleep, she felt glad to be the oldest state, mainly to be there for most of the amazing memories they had made, together.

Hey, y'all! Author Matt here. Last night, I was at a Canada Day celebration, as I am Canadian. This story was just a bunch of random shit thrown together as I was tired as hell finishing it. I was gonna do an Independence Day story, but I kinda have no ideas whatsoever... so it might just be a dramatic party in the backyard. I was also gonna make a story that centres around the original 13 as I think they are very important and deserve the be noticed more in fan-fiction. Anyway, author Matt, signing off until next time. Bye!

Btw, have some art that I did :3