~[] Statehumans: Unscripted! []~ [A Statehumans story collection by Mars]

Story 7: Not-so-super states (100+ READS SPECIAL)

    "GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE!" Louisiana yelled as Florida ran away with the Nutella. "Language!" Pennsylvania yelled at the both of them. "Florida, what did Dad tell you about the Nutella?" Pennsylvania said, putting down her book. "Eat it?" Florida asked, knowing damn well he was in trouble. "Put it back." She said grabbing the book she was reading. Meanwhile, Hawaii walked out of another room shaking. "What's wrong?" Pennsylvania asked. "I-I-I s-saw w-w-what A-Alabama w-w-was r-r-r-reading..." She said, pretty much scarred. "Was it about you and Alaska?" Pennsylvania asked. "Y-Yup. I-I o-only s-s-saw t-t-the c-cover..."
Then, Alaska somehow came out behind the chair Pennsylvania was sitting on with a harpoon. "You break my sister's heart and I'll break your knees, neck and back." Then he rushed into the room Alabama was in. "Wherever the fuck Alabama came from, is forever cursed." Pennsylvania said. "But he came from his mothers-" HAWAII I AM NOT WRITING THAT HERE! "Fine." She said, sitting down next to Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania went over to the bookshelf to get another book. As she reached to get a book she thought was interesting, the bookshelf opened up like a door.

     "What the fuck?" Pennsylvania said, pretty confused.

     "I've lived in this house for longer than I know and I never knew what this room was, and I still don't know?" She added. "I mean, it's probably just storage- wait, it's... storage?" Hawaii said, probably thinking it was some magical entrance to a fairytale paradise. "Well what are we waiting for? Let's see what's in here... after I wipe this small bit of blood of my face- I didn't say anything." Alaska said out of nowhere. "Pennsylvania! Look who I found fighting over the Nutella." Delaware exclaimed while dragging Louisiana and Florida behind her. "CALI YOU ARE NOT USING MY GUITAR FOR A TIKTOK!" Tennessee yelled whole chasing California. "Come on! Just for one TikTok!" Cali said, trying to act innocent. "Oh well then... NEW YORK! CALI IS USING A HAMILTON SONG FOR HIS TIKTOK!" Tennessee yelled as loud as he could. "ARE YOU ABOUT TO MISUSE A MUSICAL THEATRE SONG?!" New York exclaimed. "ARIZONA! TEXAS! CALI'S ABOUT TO MISUSE A MUSICAL THEATRE SONG!" New York screeched. "YOU JUST YEE-ED YOUR LAST HAW PARTNER!" Texas said while Arizona ran behind her. "WHY DO THESE COOKIES HAVE RAISINS IN THEM LOUISIANA?!" Rhode Island yelled while holding the hell that is raisin cookies. "OH FUCK I THOUGHT THOSE WERE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!" Louisiana exclaimed before pretty much having a mental breakdown. "EVERYBODY STOP!" Pennsylvania screamed as loud as she could so everyone there could hear her. "I think we should all settle down and go into the room."

As the 12 of them walked into the mysterious room, Alaska turned on the light. "Woah!" Hawaii exclaimed The room looked like storage, but when you went in, it looked like an office, but the walls were filled with bookshelves, with thousands, if not, millions of books. "Look at all of these books!" Delaware said, grabbing a book from one of the shelves. "Look at this desk!" Arizona said, pointing to an antique looking desk. "You should open it up!" Texas said, pointing to the fact that the desk could open up. Arizona opened up the desk to see 50 books, each had a name of one of the states on the book. It had a complete history of each state, and was automatically updated because, well, one thing they didn't know was that those books were in fact, magical, and spoiler alert, the states were too.

"Woah!" Texas said, as she picked up the book with her name on it. "It's... all about me!" She exclaimed reading the first page. "Superpower... super strength?" She said, completely confused. "Wait, there's a compartment under all these books!" Alaska exclaimed before pushing all of the books out of the way. He opened up the compartment and took out in contents. "There's a crystal ball and a book of U.S. history under here!" Alaska said before setting it out on a nearby table. "Ok, so to access the ball I just have to put my hand here!" Alaska put his hand on the page and... BOOM!

All the states were pushed back by a magical force. "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO ALASKA?!" Delaware yelled before looking at the book. "Oh my god." Delaware said before lecturing Alaska. "AMERICA TOLD ME TO NEVER LET YOU GUYS ACCESS THAT BOOK! DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!" Delaware yelled. "What's so bad about it?" Hawaii asked, looking at the two of them.