~[] Statehumans: Unscripted! []~ [A Statehumans story collection by Mars]

Filler story 1: News bloopers as Statehumans!

Im lazy so let's make a shitpost

Pennsylvania and Delaware: Talking
Florida: Trips up over some random thing
Penn and Del: O.O

D.C: Talking about random political shit
Young Alaska and Hawaii: What up bitch
D.C: My bad sir-
Delaware: Pulls them out of his room
D.C: Continues talking about political shit

Louisiana: Filing her nails
Louisiana: O.O
Louisiana: Now to sports with New Jersey!

Alaska: Taking about stuff in Russian
Florida: Going through the dumpster to find the cupcake thing he forgot to lick

Hawaii: He was wearing a white shirt and blue jeans whenever he took off.
New York: Checking his clothes knowing damn well he causes some trouble in the Statehumans household

Idaho: From 6:15 to 6:30 it has not let up! *Other stuff about the shitty weather* And um...
Minnesota: Is out in a swamp monster costume looking thing not minding the freezing weather

California: This looks like a customer over here! What's the best kind of fireworks to buy?
Florida: What would you like to know, weather boy?

Delaware: Talking
Pennsylvania: S T E E L E R S :D
Delaware: Get yo ass outta here-

Hawaii: Talking about the weather in a cloud costume
The others: Dying of laughter
Hawaii: Guys, don't make me laugh too hard, I might precipitate.
The others: W H E E Z I N G

Arizona: Reporting in a storm
Texas: Here's a six pack of beer! :D
Arizona: Oh thank you! That'll be nice for after we're done covering this...

California: Reporting on the weather
Spider: What's up?
California: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alaska and Hawaii: Singing
Arizona: O.O
Hawaii: Insert epic solo here
Arizona: Alright, now to the weather!
Hawaii: Wait we're live?!
Arizona: Yup!
Hawaii: Random gibberish

Texas and Oklahoma: Trying spicy food
Texas: Can we get a close up on his eyes?
Oklahoma: Literally dying
Texas: I'm Mexican so Iv've been eating hot food since I was a baby.
Oklahoma: This is not effecting you at all?
Texas: Oh yea, um, at first my nose was a little runny, but I'm ok now.
Texas: You look good though Oklahoma, just glistening...
Oklahoma: CAN YOU JUST-

Hawaii: Doing the weather report
Drunk Alaska: Thunderstorms! There's Thunderstorms!
Everyone else: Dying of laughter
Drunk Alaska: There's Thunderstorms!
Drunk Alaska: You guys ready? Stay home, don't go out. Its raining. It's just me and you.
Hawaii: I wanna go to my safe place.
Everyone else: W H E E Z I N G
Drunk Alaska: I love you guys.
Hawaii: We love you, see you later.

Hawaii: Look at them, just sharing water out of the cap of that bottle. It's fantastic.
Alaska: Yea I don't think that's water.

New York: Dude are you even cold!?
Wisconsin: I'm from Wisconsin!
New York: From Wisconsin everybody!

Delaware: DON'T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS! DON'T TAKE RISKS! DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA! THE CITY COUNCIL ADMITTED THAT THEIR ACTIONS ARE IDIOTIC, NOT ONLY ARE THEY PUTTING THEIR LIVES IN DANGER, THEIR ACTIONS ARE UNACCEPTABLE SND UNFORGIVABLE!

Hawaii: Doing a weather report in the snow
Alaska, Minnesota, and Michigan: Dancing in the snow behind her
Hawaii: Obviously, the buffoonery has returned.

Tennessee and Kentucky: Reporting
Kentucky's phone: Hey bitch imma go off
Kentucky: Silently throws phone to the side, breaking it

Florida: I didn't make everyone stay till like 7, or 11, or whatever. I didn't make Colorado pass out on my floor. *Casually points to a probably dead Colorado*

Utah, New Mexico and Arizona: Give us one word to describe what you're going through right now.
Colorado: Sucky! I would say sucky!
Arizona: Watch your back buddy!
Wave: Casually splashes Colorado.
The four corners except Colorado: Oh!

California: I compare winter to be the Justin Bieber of seasons. It was kinda cute and exciting when it first started out, but know it's just obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.

Alaska: It's been a Good Friday and I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today. You're on your own Hawaii.
Hawaii: I-
Alaska: I can't do it! I've had enough Kardashians! I can't take anymore Kardashians stories on this show!
Hawaii: Alaska!-
Alaska: I don't care about this family! I'm sick of this family!
Hawaii: Dying of laughter
Alaska: Every freaking day on this show! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS FAMILY ANYMORE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! ITS FRIDAY! I WANNA HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY! I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS! THATS ENOUGH OF THESE GUYS!
Hawaii: The bad thing is that I agree with you!

California: Nope! Not this way!
Florida: I think the snake wants to give you kisses!
California: No! *Scared Californian noises*
Nevada: I could watch this forever.

Minnesota: Low impact, perfect texture for running. It's dry snow so your feet don't get wet.
Idaho: We've seen a lot of people running, sledding, just enjoying it.
Minnesota: Insert falling here
Idaho: Oop-

Delaware: Reporting with a weird voice filter
Pennsylvania: We apologize for that.
New Jersey: Laughing because what else are you gonna do?
New Jersey: She's been training really hard. It altered her voice. She's been training so hard-
Pennsylvania and New Jersey: Laughing

New York: Lets year this kitty purr! I think the door has to be shut.
New York: Cali I need the keys. They're not in the car. They're over there! The keys are coming! I got em!

Alaska: Throws snowball at Hawaii, who is recording.
Hawaii: Has snow on her face.
Alaska: Goes over to clean the snow off her face.

Arkansas: Walmart farts- fights crime!
Arkansas: Dying of laughter because of his mistake.
Arkansas: I need some more coffee.

Delaware: As far as the rest of the area- oh my god come here! Look at that dog!
Random dog: Sitting on a tractor like a human being
Delaware: That is so great!

Hi guys! Matt here! Thanks for reading this filler story! I can't paste the links, but the videos are "LIVE TV bloopers as zodiac signs" and "Zodiac signs as LIVE TV bloopers 2.0" Both videos are by the user "shookshack" So I really recommend checking them out! Anyway, thanks for ready, and "A hell in heaven pt.2 coming soon!" Until next time, Matt, Signing off. Bye!