"It all started with a bag of groceries" continued part

Tom and his dirty jokes

Lee saw Mia eating at the snack bar as he walked in.

"Hey." She smiled as he sat down next to him on her phone. "So, I found this cool art work if you that a fan drew."

"Oh, that's actually really good." Lee smiled. "You know my dad does this. Except he sends me pictures of fan art of my character Thranduil."

"He does?"

Lee nodded as Emily set plates in front of them. Tom set down their glasses of orange juice as he and Emily sat down.

"So, Tom is gonna be in a movie." Emily smiled.

"Yep, I will be bringing the gorgeously good looking Loki back." He said.

"Hmmm, more of a Ronan fan then a Loki fan." Mia said.

"Aw, Mia you don't have to like every character I play." Lee said as he began eating.

"I know but I do anyway."

"So you two told one another?" Emily asked.

They both nodded as Tom clapped his hands together once before raising them up in the air. "Hazzzaahh! They're dating!"

Lee chuckled softly as he took a sip of his orange juice.

"So, when are you two going to mingle?" Tom smirked.

"Excuse me?" Mia said raising an eyebrow.

"Oh you know, have sex?"

"Tom-why do you have such a dirty mind?" Lee asked as he began blushing as he covered his face with his hands.

"I don't, I'm just curious." Tom smirked as he raised an eyebrow.

After they were done, Lee and Mia went to her room as they were going to watch a movie. Tom and Emily were asleep in her double bed.

"So what movie, or show?" Mia asked.

"Let's watch, Ferngully." Lee said wrapping himself up in a blanket.

"Really?" Mia asked.

Tom opened his eyes as he woke up to use the restroom. He walked to the bathroom and closed the door silently.

"Yes, I know it's weird but I like it, a lot." Lee said.

"Alright." She said grabbed the dvd out its case.

She put it in the DVD player but it wouldn't close.

"Lee, I don't......it's not going in. Well I mean it's in but its stuck, I don't know how.

"What do you mean?"

"It's stuck I think. I have it in but it's not working."

"Have you tried taking it out and putting it back in?"

Mia picked up the dvd and placed it back down and pushing the little player as it started playing. Lee got up to see if it was working but almost tripped and caught his hand on the wall.

"Ooohh." He said as he almost made Mia fall.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, yeah I'm okay." Lee said standing up straight. "I'm okay." He breathed as he comprehended what just happened as it happened so fast.

They watched the movie as Lee layed his head on the top of Mia's. She smiled as she intertwined their fingers as they held one another's hands. Towards the end of the movie, they both fell asleep.

Mia and Lee woke up around the same time. Tom and Emily were sitting on the couch as Tom had his arm around her shoulder. When he saw Mia and Lee he smirked.

"You guys have fun last night?"

"Yeah."

Tom snorted as Lee looked at him confused. "What?"

"Oh nothing, I heard quite the convo last night."

"What do you mean?"

"I heard was, you saying, to take it out, put it back in, and her saying its stuck, and you made a little gasping ooohh." Tom said as he mocked the noise Lee made the other night when he almost fell. "Always knew you were some kind of femboy."

Lee's mouth dropped open as he became red a little as he covered his face. "Tommmm!!'"

Mia's mouth dropped open as well as she hit Tom in the face with a pillow.
"Tom! You piece of dirty ass shit! That's not what happened! And why would you even think that?! God you're such an ass! You have such a dirty mind!"

"Tom what-how do you even know this stuff? And what exactly is a femboy? Also how-why do you even know such weird sex things?! Do you study them in your free time?" Lee asked.

"First off, I already said I have dirty minded friends from high school and told me all sorts of weird ass fucking kinks that people have. And a femboy is one of them."

"Oh God." Lee said covering his face. "I don't even want to know anymo-"

"A femboy is basically a soft boy Lee."

"Really? Oh I thought you might say something inappropriate or-"

"But they can be bottoms." Tom added teasingly as he smirked.

Lee covered his face with his hands as he felt embarrassed. "Tom-I really don't like you at the moment. And that's weird."

"No, it's not weird, it's a thing that some straight couples do. The female is more dominant while the male tends to be...submissive, especially in sex as the women is the one who fucks the guy, but with a strap and in the guys a-"

"Tom, stop, you're gonna kill him if you keep saying this stuff." Emily said hitting Tom with a cushion pillow. "I didn't know I was going to be dating such a dirty man." She joked.

"I'm not dirty, I just know a lot of dirty information." Tom laughed.

Mia poured herself some wine as she downed it like a shot. "Tom, you ever say weird shit like that again you ain't gonna see the light of day again. You scared my poor baby!" She said as she looked at Lee as he was all flustered.

"Baby is a nickname." Tom winked.

Mia threw a plastic cup at Tom's head.

"God I had no idea the TOM HIDDLESTON was so weird." Mia joked.

"I take that as a compliment." He smiled. "Anyway, I have to leave for the production of the new movie I will be in later today so, you guys wanna watch a movie before I go?"

"Sure." Mia said as she sat down next to Lee.

If you don't understand look up what pegging means, or when a girl pegs a guy lololol