Micheal : * sees Liz *
Micheal : Eeeeeehhh....
Micheal : * sees Max *
Micheal : Aaaahhh....!
Micheal : * sees his dad *
William : 'Miss me son?'
Micheal : AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Max & Liz : °._.
* Bleep *
Libra : What would you do, if a human is in front of you?
Theodin Marcell : Psh! * yeets the human *
Libra : ._.
* Bleep *
Cg : * playing the piano *
Cg : --I really just want to die--
* Insert music *
Crimson, has a knife : Lemme help you with that >:)
* Bleep *
My Dad : Hey, Zyra, could you fetch me my keys?
Me : * throws a Christmas Tree in front of him *
My Dad : I said my keys!!
Me, wearing earphones : Huh? Oh, I thought you said Christmas Tree!
My Dad : Why the heck would I say Christmas Tree--?!
* Bleep *
Lou : How do I get someone to like me?
Cg : Tell them about yourself!
Later
Lou : I'm a doll and I can do almost everything
Alice, pulling a ring out : Tell me more
* Bleep *
Reboot!Hex : I'm a brave boi!
Hordes of zombies : Hi we're a zombie! :D
Reboot!Hex : I'm not brave enough for this shit!
* Bleep *
Reboot!Ben : Rules are meant to be broken!
Clay : Rules are meant to be followed, not broken. Nothing is made to be broken.
Randy Cunningham : Uh, piñatas?
K.O. : Robots
Dipper : Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Reboot!Ben : Rules
* Bleep *
Libra, sees Lexi : Let me see what you have!
Lexi : A knife! :D * runs away *
Libra : NO! * chases her *
* Bleep *
Slenderman : We have to put everything we love in this box.
Ayano Aishi : Can I--
Slenderman : No, you cannot put your "Senpai" in this box.
* Bleep *
Lou : The Spy could be any one of us!
Lou : He could be even in this room right now!!
The villains in the room : * gasp *
Lou : It could be him!
Father : 'Wtf'
Lou : It could be you!
Obake : 'What on Earth is wrong with you?'
Lou : It could even be me!
* Bleep *
Soulcatcher, hugging Jestro : I only had Jestro for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him--
Soulcatcher : I will kill everyone in this room and then myself (▼へ▼メ)
Jestro : Please don't do that, Soul... (◎_◎;)
* Bleep *
Inquisitor Creed to Anasteria : This woman is my destiny, she says--
Anasteria : Oooohh~ Shut up--
Creed : * waiting for her to say "and dance with me" *
Anasteria : --Shut up -_-
Creed : * cries in a corner with Ulgrim & Reboot!Hex comforting him *
* Bleep *
Lou : I don't get why people fight about who's top or who's bottom, I'm just glad there's a bed called bunk beds
Father : I'm going to tell him--
Patience : Don't you dare!
* Bleep *
Fate : Merry Christmas Everyone!
* Knock knock knock *
Fate : Who is it?
Eldritch Sun : * kicks the door * Hohoho! It's your great grandpa!
Eldritch Sun : * picks his great granddaughter up *
Fate : * gasps * :0
Later
The Three Witch Gods : * beats the shit out of him *
* Bleep *
Every Protagonist in CN : What're you doing?
Every Antagonist in CN, crying : Our best-
* Bleep *
Liu : I love this picture of the Running Man Championship. We were so hyped and happy.
Kuga : Uuh, where's Charming gold???
Liu : He was sick that day. That's why we were so happy. :)
Cg : 'Liu, wtf--'
* Bleep *
Lou, whining : I'm so tired..!
GlaDos : Do I look like I care?
* Bleep *
Me : On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me--
Pm : <3
Me : --Nothing, cuz I'm a single loner and I'm never gonna have a boyfriend.
Pm : :'>
Hope you enjoy!
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