Child!Lexi : Hey Uncle Decibel, can I ride you?
Nanny Nightmare, who's drinking tea : *does a spit-take*
Lagrange, jumping and falling out of his chair : ?!
Zombozo, who was trying to throw a candy and catch it with his mouth but candy accidentally fell straight to his throat and now he's choking : ?!?!
Lord Decibel : E-Excuse me, what?
Child!Lexi : I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden daddy before, and it's fun!
Reboot!Dr. Animo : WHAT?!?!
Child!Lexi : Yeah! He let me ride on his back and run around our house!
Lord Decibel :....
Lord Decibel, immensely relieved : Oh, you mean a piggyback ride...
Child!Lexi : Yeah, of course! What did you think I meant?
Timbuktu : *opens mouth*
Reboot!Forever Knight, calmly pulling out his sword and setting it on the table so that the blade faces Tim : Don't even think about it, Tim.
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