Liu, on the phone : Hello?
Gai, on another phone : Hey what's up?
Liu : I need your help, can you come here?
In the background
*trying to bring Akong's vessel/body down*
Gai : Well I can't, I'm buying clothes
Liu : Alright, well hurry up and come over here
Lonky, with Popo beside a cannon : Don't worry we can handle this!
Popo : Yeah! (`∇')ノ
Gai : I can't find them
Liu : What do you mean you can't find them??
*finally brought his vessel/body down*
Gai : I can't find them, there's only soup
Liu : 'What?' (・_・)
Liu : What do you mean there's only soup???
Cg, on top of his vessel/body, absorbing it : Okay, who's going in??
Gai : It means there's only soup..!
Liu : Well then get out of the soup isle!
Lonky : *kicks Popo in*
Popo : Lonky you traitor...! *falls into a hole created by Cg*
Gai : Alright! You don't have to shout at me!
Gai : *went to another isle* There's more soup!
Liu : What do you mean there's more soup?!
*hole slowly getting smaller*
Cg : Agh, hurry up! I can't hold this forever you morons!
Lonky : Don't worry brotha, I'm going to save you!
Gai : It's just more soup!
Liu : Go into the next isle!!
Lonky : *finally got Popo out with Sola*
Popo and Sola, pulled out : *screaming*
Gai : They're still soup!!
Liu : Where are you right now?!?
Cg, trying to absorb more of it : Hahaha! Fools, I'm going to absorb this so I can live forever! *laughs maniacally*
Everyone else but Akong and Liu : Goddammit 😑
Gai : I'm at soup!!
Liu : What do you mean "you're at soup"?!?
Cg : Ah shit! Help..! *gets pulled into Akong's vessel/body*
Gai : I mean I'm at soup!!!
Liu : What store are you in?!?!
Akong, absorbed Cg : *laughs evilly* Yes! I am unstoppable!! ψ(`∇')ψ
Gai : I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
Liu : Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!?!? ꒰╬•᷅д•᷄꒱
Akong : *notices Liu* Uh, what's he doing? ಠ_ಠ
Everyone but Liu : We have no idea (●__●)
Gai : Fuck you!!!!ヽ(#'Д')ノ
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