Shen : That's...not possible.
Lou : Yeah, you're just feeding us lies.
Benedict Uno : They are literally impossible to kill.
Pitch : I hate to say this, but... I'm agreeing with Ben.
Hadrian : ...I'm going to have to agree. There's no way the slugger's dead.
Cg : I'm also agreeing with them. The running man can't be dead.
Y/N : But the heroes haven't come back in weeks, I'm pretty sure--
Shen : I shot the panda with my weapon and didn't die like Master Rhino did.
Cg : Liu and Kuga fell from sky-height and miraculously landed safely without breaking any bones.
Alice : I tried to kill Henry by literally crashing the elevator with Boris in it, on full speed, and he managed to survive it.
Obake : Glados first defeat was by destroying the corrupted cores and Chell survived that cataclysmic explosion.
Lou : I straight up tried to kill Mandy and Moxy, and they came back and humiliated me after I broke the portal to the Big World.
Hadrian : Mevia axed Jesse with two axes, and they respawned and then killed us both.
Pitch : Jack and the other Guardians somehow revived Sandman and then made me invisible to the eyes of children, again, and then my very own nightmares dragged me to where I belonged. Under the bed.
Benedict : My nephew crashed their Moon Base onto Pappy and survived even though it was literally impossible to, defeated Pappy in the decommission chamber along with my brother. Without a single scratch.
Harumi : Don't feed us lies, Y/N. There's no way in hell they're dead.
Y/N : °0>0 But what about--
Romeo : No, just no. Their not dead, end of story. (-_-)
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