Psycho's Kid : When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!
Dm : Why wait? *yeets her to the sky*
Kid : AAAAAAaaaa--!
*Bleep*
Depressed Me : Hey, Hey Psycho look at me.
Psycho Me : *sighs**looks at her*
Dm : B*tch.
*Bleep*
Me : Last one there is a rotten egg!
Dm : First one there is going to lose their soul.
Dm, demonic chanting : mnaskimnaskimnaski
Me, stops running : Wait- Nah- What the hell??
*Bleep*
Me, has a card : YYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
Me : YYAAAAASSS, YYAAAASSSSS
Me : I got two free tacos!
*Bleep*
🎶 I've noticed you're remarkably 🎶
Me, remarkably calm : I hate myself
🎶 relaxed 🎶
Pm, panicking about our kid : OMG ZYRA WHAT SHOULD I DO?? I TRIED FEEDING HER AND EVERYTHING BUT SHE'S STILL CRYING!!!!
🎶 And I'm overly uptight 🎶
*Bleep*
(A/N : No srsly, for some reason she's panicky while being a psychopath characteristic)
Mcsm!Romeo : Mmm, its a beautiful day outside
Mcsm!Stella : Not as beautiful as me~ (uwu)
Romeo, not interested : BOI (-_-)
*Bleep*
Gai, playing the piano : 🎶 Everybody gets tiiiiired 🎶
Gai : 🎶 But specifically today 🎶
Gai : 🎶 I'm just tired of you 🎶 *glaring at Cg*
Gai : FUH-
*Bleep*
Me : 🎶 I hate myself 🎶
Me, crying on the inside : 🎶 Oh, I hate myself. 🎶
*Bleep*
Herobrine : All women, *sheaths an enchanted diamond sword* Are QUEENS!
Romeo : If she breaths, *sheaths a red sword* SHE'S A THOT!!!
Both : AAAUUGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!
*Bleep*
Stella : Would you like something to drink?
Narrator : *She opened the fridge*
Stella : We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper
Mcsm!M!Jesse : Spiders?
Stella : Spiders it is then.
M!Jesse : No that wasn't--
Narrator : *but she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders*
M!Jesse, in the background : Oh my notch wHYARETHERESOMANYSPIDERS?!?!?
*Bleep*
Father : Hey Glados, what's my name?
Glados : You're name is Benedict Uno, but you've asked me to call you, *says the v-word repeatedly*
Father : *somewhat dancing to it*
*Bleep*
Cg : *asleep on the floor*
Liu : Yo is that guy sleeping or dead?
Gai : Hopefully dead, I hate that guy
Liu : Yeah so did I
Cg, woken up : Well first of all, F*ck you--
*Bleep*
M!Jesse : Look at the buns on that guy
Petra, dead : *surrounded and buried by buns*
Mcsm!Jack : This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
M!Jesse, has water gun : I'm not going back to jail!!
*Bleep*
Psycho : Hey, I had a dream last night we f*cked
Me : Psycho, its just a dream
Psycho : Hah, gay I wouldn't f*ck you
Me, blushing : You wouldn't?
Psycho, blushing : Unless you want....
*Bleep*
(A/N : Please don't scream in the comments ;w;)
Mike, has a harmonica : If you play it, you'll get a hundred million dollars but a hundred million people would die
Kevin : *plays it anyways*
Mike : Kevin no--
*Bleep*
Glados : Hey Lou, may I ask you a question?
Lou : Shoot.
Glados : *shoots a person*
Lou : Ah!
Person : *drops dead* XP
Lou : Fudge!
Glados : Can I ask my questions now?
*Bleep*
Obake : Hello Charming gold
Cg : Hello Bob Aken
Y/N, in the background : Oh they f*cking!
Another Y/N : What? They're just saying hi to each other
Obake : How are you doing?
Cg : I'm doing well, how about you?
Y/N : Oh they f*cking! Look at them sparks!
Other Y/N : They're just... They're just talking to each other...
Obake : Gold, there's no one in this world that I trust more than you...
Cg : I'm glad to hear it, Bob. You're a very important person to me...
Other Y/N, has realized it now : Oh they f*cking...
Y/N : Oh they f*cking!!!
*Bleep*
M!Jesse : I'm glad you could all make it, we need to discuss finance today
Axel : Uh, its just me Jesse...
M!Jesse : I know, you owe me 20 iron ingots
*Bleep*
Herobrine : Stop right there! You're going to jail!
Romeo : What??? Why???
Herobrine : For breaking the laws of physics of Minecraft *points at him flying*
Romeo, looks down : *floating in midair*
Romeo, looks at the reader : *grins*
*Bleep*
Mcsm!Xara, videoing herself in the mirror : Every time you yell at your children, you put a coin on your "no-yelling" sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat--
*Bleep*
Ayano Aishi : I have no soul *gives Tod a balloon* have a nice day!
Tod : I don't have one either... *leaves with the balloon in hand*
Ayano : *wheezes*
Hope you enjoy!
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