Other title : Reason Why Shadow Has To Be Watched At All Times By Lei Rose
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Pitch : Do you hear that sound?
Person : *screams*
Shadow : That beautiful sound?
Person : *screams*
Pitch : That is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown
Pitch : Torture and Pain!
Person : *screaming*
Pitch : Breaking a brain!
Person, crying : *begging*
Pitch : A sound that says I will never sleep again...
Person : *screams and gets killed by Pitch*
Shadow : The sound of a scream *breaks a person's arm*
Person #2 : *screams*
Shadow : Is music to me~
Person #3 : *screams as he gets killed*
Shadow : A sound that says fifteen years full time therapy!
Pitch : Trauma and fear, *person #4 screams* it sings in my ear~
Person #2 : *yelps and gets killed by Pitch*
Both : Ain't it the..sweetest noise around? That Beautiful Sound!
*door bell rings*
Pitch : Ooh! Someone's at the door!
Shadow : You wanna answer it this time?
Pitch : More than anything!
Shadow : Don't oversell, act natural
Pitch : You're giving ME advice? *opens the door*
Milo (Mcsm) : Hello! I'm with the US Census Bureau, time for a few-- OH MY NOTCH!
Pitch : Hi
Milo : How many people live here?
Shadow : Just me ;)
Milo : Oh!..And you?
Pitch : I don't live here, I'm dead :)
Milo : *screams and runs away*
Pitch : Panic and stress!
(Shadow : Panic and stress!)
Pitch : Oh, ain't it the best?
(Shadow : Ain't it the best?)
Pitch : The sound of a heart
(Shadow : heart)
Pitch : Ex-
(Shadow : Ex-)
Both : -plodding, inside a chest!
Shadow : It fills you pride!
Pitch : We're ruining lives!
Both : Ain't it the best noise in town? That Beautiful Sound!
*door bell rings again*
Pitch : Ooh! Ooh! Somebody's at the door! Alright, let's make more people scream..
Both : *giggling and shushing each other**opens the door*
Kai (Ninjago) : Package for Sanders!
Pitch : You know overnight delivery costs extra?
Shadow : What a rip-off!
Pitch : *scares Kai and chases him*
Kai : *drops the box and runs away*
*door bell rings again*
Pitch, giggling : Ooh! Okay, okay shh! *shushing her*
Shadow : *giggling*
Kevin Rodgers : Pizza for Sanders
Shadow : Hey! What'd you order?
Pitch : Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes!
Kevin : Snakes? *opens it, sees snakes in it**screams and tosses it at Shadow*
Pitch : *laughing*
Shadow, catches it : Ooh! Free Pizza!
*door bell rings once more*
Pitch, eating a slice of pizza : Ugh, holey moley, a lot of people comes to this house, *gets shushed by Shadow* lights! *lights gets turned off*
Frisk, holding a pie : *opens the door* Hello? New neighbors? I brought you a pie! Its from my goat mom! Oh, I don't see anything--
Pitch : Hi there!
Frisk : *screams and runs*
Pitch : *laughs and chases her around* (Sans is gonna kill me °0⌣0)
Pitch : Hey Shadow! Check this out! *shape shifting his nightmare horses into Frisk's fears*
Frisk, scared : *dodging it*
Pitch : Hey lady! You're forgetting something! *a nightmare horse is stomping on the pie*
Frisk : My pie! (┳Д┳)
(Shadow : *laughing*)
Pitch : Yes I hear that sound!
(Yes we do!)
Shadow : That Beautiful Sound!
(Yes we do!)
Shadow : A sound that means, No more condensing adults around!
Pitch : Every groan...
Both : Each wail and moan... Adds up to daddy leavin'
Shadow : *picks a picture of her and her dad* Me the hell alone! *throws it away*
Shadow : Hey look at me!
(Pitch : We're looking at you!)
Shadow : I'm finally free!
(You're finally free girl!)
Shadow & Pitch : I was invisible/She was invisible,
Both : But now they all see!
Shadow : They're out of my grill, because of that shrill symphony!
(Shrill symphony!)
Shadow : Ain't it the..sweetest noise around....
Both : That Beautiful Sound
(That sound) *repeating*
Both : That Beautiful Sound!
*Shadow and Pitch causing trouble*
(That Beautiful Sound!~~)
Both : That Beautiful Sound!
Meanwhile...
Benedict Uno, mumbling : *eating rocky road ice cream*
And this is why Shadow can't leave without Lei Rose watching her!
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