Disa, meeting the wizard : There you are! To be honest, I was expecting someone with.. you know a more striking hairdo and a sharper jawline...
Y/N : 'Bitch, do I look like I'm an anime character?' (-_-)
Later
Disa : Unfortunately, the only one who can aid us in this battle isn't feeling very well. He had... how should I put it... an accident.
Flashback
Vlad, in his home : *doing magick stuff*
Disa : *teleports* Hello, Count Vlad
Vlad : Ah! Hello Sage Disa-- *accidentally puts something explosive* Oh shit--
*BOOM!*
Disa :... ಥ_ಥ
Flashback Ends
Y/N : Preeetty sure that isn't an "accident". (¬_¬)
In the Badass Beach
Vlad, back from the dead : At laaaast! Freedom! Completeness! Maybe a little undeader than before but...
Vlad : *looks around, sees Y/N*
Vlad, panics : Wait! What!? Err, disregard that "undeader" part!- Only kidding! But who are you? And why are you possessed by such a vile and potent spirit?
Y/N : I don't know why, but I'm starting to like you.
The Mountains
Vlad : Ah, the mountains, my old hunting grou-- Eh... the air is nice and cool up here, wouldn't you say?
Vlad : In the meantime, I'll just excuse myself for a bite-- err.. bit. There is a village up ahead, and I haven't bitten-- I mean, eaten in a very long time. Good Luck!
Y/N : (-^-) *snickers*
Snow Trolls Hideout
Vlad : Now what!? What are you doing here? You were headed for the forest, weren't you? And why you have slaughtered a horde of snow trolls?
Vlad : Not that I mind... it's not as if the survivors will spend the rest of their lives seeking revenge on the entire wizards' community....
Y/N : ._. 'What?'
In the King of the Forest's Home
The King of the Forest : Who goes there!? You bask in the presence of the King of all Forests!
The King : Fall to your knees and pay homage! And just so you know; if you have come to steal--
Vlad : *teleports* Oh, mighty monarch of all things green and--
The King : Who goes there!? You bask in the presence of the King of--
Vlad : Yes, yes, I heard you the first time.
The King : Nonetheless, I'm obligated to say it! And as I was about to add; if you have come to steal--
Disa : *teleports* Greetings, wizard! And... kind of a pleasure to meet you, Count Vlad... I was just--
The King : Who goes there!? You bask in the pres-- Oh, forget it! Whoever you are, you are disturbing my afternoon nap!
Y/N : 'XD'
The King : And I won't let you steal my ghost ship!
One Fight Later
The King : Urrg... I... I order you to surrender! The ghost ship is mine, mine I tell you!
Vlad : Oh just listen, you old fire breathing stump! We don't give the gentlest damn about your ship!
Five minutes later
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My Randomness
AcakIt's just a random story. You can read it or not, if you like. It'll be mostly villains but hey, what the hell? This is MY book, I make the rules! *maniac laughter* So, yeah. If you like this kind of stuff then this is the right book for you, or if...
