Granville : Bob, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Obake, has a mug of coffee : 17 Again?
Granville : Yeah
Obake : Pretty sure it fell in the hole
Granville, confused : What hole?? OH MY GOD!!
*dramatic sting*
Granville : What is that?
Obake : It's a hole
Granville : Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?
Obake : Well, I woke up this morning... *sips his coffee*
Obake : Then there was a hole
Granville : What are you gonna do about it?
Obake : Well, I put a rug over it
Flashback
Obake : *puts a rug over it*
It fell in the hole
Obake : ._. *cue the dramatic sound*
Flashback Ends
Obake : Yeah, it fell in the hole
Granville : Shall we call the police or something?
Obake : Oh yeah, I called the police yeah..
Granville : Well, where are they?
Another flashback
Obake : *sipping his coffee*
Police : *checking the hole, fell in it*
Obake : *spits his coffee out**mutters* ._. Oh shit....
Flashback Ends
Obake : They're in the hole
*dramatic sting*
Granville : =_= Where is your girlfriend?
Obake :....
Granville : Bob, where is your girlfriend?!
Obake : She's at work
Granville : Oh, where does she work?--
Obake : In the hole
*dramatic sting*
Granville : God! *scared of it* ._. How deep even is this thing?!
Granville : *grabs Obake's mug and drops it to the hole*
Noodle Burger Boy : :P
Obake, pissed and sad : That was my favourite mug.....
*Noodle Burger Boy sounds falling into the hole*
Obake : Now it's in the hole
*dramatic sting--*
Granville : Bob, do you even know what this thing is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or, or-- a gateway to hell or....Bob? *looks around*
Granville : Bob?! ._. *looks down the hole* BOOOOBBB!!?!?
Obake : Hey, what's up I got a snack *bites an apple*
Granville :
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Granville : Bob, will you please take this seriously?!
*monster noise*
Granville : *intense screaming*
Obake : *gets his gun out and started shooting it*
Granville, terrified : What was that?!
Obake : Hole person
Granville : Where did it come from?!
Obake : *looks at her* 'Really?'
Granville : Right! The hole! Yeah! Just, why are you being so calm about this?!
Obake : I'm more worried about the space octopus....
Granville : What space octopus?!
Space octopus : *wrecking havoc*
Granville : Agh! *gets caught*
Obake : That one -_-
Hope you enjoy!
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