This one i found in a book but forgot its name sorry
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Japan: what's the first thing you do in a fight
Russia: kill them
Germany: kick them where the sun dont shine
Martial: Go straight for the nose. No mercy!
North Korea: Throw them to the sharks
Malaysia: STABBY-STABBY
Japan: I genuinely fell bad for who ever wants to fight you guys....
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Ame: Hey Malay!
Malay: Yeah?
Ame: How did you fall asleep
Malay: I cant even fall asleep.
Ame: When was the last time you sleep?
Malay: 1 month ago
Malay: Okay bye big bro!
Ame: You okay little bro?....
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Phil: Hey Malay?
Malay: Yeah?
Phil: Mahal kita~
Malay: But were not expansive.
Phil: *Crying in tagalog*
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Phil: Pen mereh pen biru you marah i love you
Malay: *giggles* The anccent-
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Phil: *sits down next to Malay*
Malay: Every time you sit next to me i lose my will to live.
Phil: *stands up aggressivly* WHY BABE WHY!?!
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Countryhumans incorrect quotes (Mostly Malaysia)
FanfictionHello this is my first ever book and it might be bad but i hope you enjoy also dont forget to vote okay thats it bye! Oh and the first few chapters are friking garbage so bare with me okay Ps cover is by Starshayaya from Ig
