Some with ch and real life
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Sej teach: Good Velvet (this is just my nick name) you got one of the higest score in Sej some got B and 80%
Me: Yes i knew this can help me
Sej teach: Help what
Me: Ch help me.
Sej teach: Patut-
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Random kid: Hah your dad is gay
Melaka: Which one?
Phil and Malay:*weezhing in the background while high fiving*
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Me: *Getting pets by my friends*
Me: Am i that short ?
A 4th grader: *Pets my head*
Me: I am a freaking 5th grader and then a 4the grader is petting my head-
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Melaka: Hey ibu
Malay: yeah?
Melaka: Wheres ayah?
Malay: Ayah is catching giant bat at his country
Melaka: Oh...
Melaka: WAIT WHAT-
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Some random dude: Hey are you a 4th or 3rd grader?
Me: Why you son of a bit-
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Phil: Indo i dare you to yeet Malay's milo out the window
Indo: *Yeeted Mal's milo out the window*
Phil: *Sweting*
Malay: *Holding a keris* Apa khabar Indonesia.
Indo: oh fuck-
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I hate school so much but i hope you enjoy this by OwO
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Countryhumans incorrect quotes (Mostly Malaysia)
FanfictionHello this is my first ever book and it might be bad but i hope you enjoy also dont forget to vote okay thats it bye! Oh and the first few chapters are friking garbage so bare with me okay Ps cover is by Starshayaya from Ig
