This happend on my b-day
Me : I want a Bts cake ;-;
Dad :
Dad : Happy birthday
Me : *Le gasp* BTS-
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Mal : Sayang (Honey/darling)
Indo : Yes
Mal : Tolong beli gula gula untuk saya (Can you buy me candy)
Indo : Aik aku tak manis lagi ke~ (Eh im not sweet enough for you~)
Mal : Astaga-
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My friend :*talking*
Me : *Speaking in german*
My friend :*Loading(
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Indo : Sayang tolonglah merajuk lagi ke? (Darling/Honey are you still mad at me?)
Mal : APA LAGI YELAH (WHAT ALSE OFC)
Indo : *Sigh*
Indo : Fine i'll buy your milo
Mal : *Happy tiger noises*
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AliciaOWO05 remember this convercasion
Me : Ok i hape 100 ikan
Alicia : YOU HAVE 100 SHARKS ?!?
Me : *Whezeing so hard*
My mom : Dia ingat kita ada 100 ikan jerung ?!? *Laughing her head of*
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Me : Ok time to draw
Art block : Well hello there
Me :
Me : *High pich screeming*
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Indo and Mal : *Sleeping together*
Phil :
Phil : Ho ho ho
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America : Mal whats America in Malay
Malay : Amerika syarikat
Ame : Siri translate syarikat in english
Siri : Syarikat in english is is company
Ame :
Ame : So my meaning in Malay is America Company?!?
Malay : WHAT NO
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Homework do bbbrrrrr
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Countryhumans incorrect quotes (Mostly Malaysia)
FanfictionHello this is my first ever book and it might be bad but i hope you enjoy also dont forget to vote okay thats it bye! Oh and the first few chapters are friking garbage so bare with me okay Ps cover is by Starshayaya from Ig
