Ch and real life again
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My friend : IM GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
Me : sure go ahead
*A while later*
Me : NOW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW A PENCIL AT A TEACHER-
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Phil : What did you do now
Melaka : I kinda lost ibu's tiger
Phil : YOU WHAT
Malay : Harimau ku....
Melaka and Phil : Fuck-
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Phil : Indo your language is also similir to Mal's language right?
Indo: Yeah why
Phil : Can you teach me malay
Indo : Sure!
*40 minits later*
Phil : This is so easy
Indo : Okay then say i love you to Malay
Phil : Sure
Phil : Malay i have something to say
Malay : Okay?
Phil : Aku benci kamu
Malay : Why you son of a-
Indo : Astaga-
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Johor : abang wheres mak and ayah?
Melaka : mak dan ayah went out
Melaka : Stay here im going to the bathroom ok
Johor : Ok!
*Not even a minit later*
News : There have been a fire hazerd at the Philippines family
Melaka : I left for god dam 30 second and this what happend-
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I HAVE NO GOD DAM SCHOOL FOR 3 THREE DAYS IN A ROW YES
Okay i might be posting daily if i have free time bye now im going to die on my bed-
YOU ARE READING
Countryhumans incorrect quotes (Mostly Malaysia)
FanfictionHello this is my first ever book and it might be bad but i hope you enjoy also dont forget to vote okay thats it bye! Oh and the first few chapters are friking garbage so bare with me okay Ps cover is by Starshayaya from Ig
