(A/N: this is based of a video I saw. Also Aia is one of Riders mom)
-Back when Rider was 5, he and one of his Moms, Aia, went to the park, but then being the little Bad(insert a word) that he is he ran off, making Aia very worried-
Aia: "Rider, were are you son, Mama wants to go home and get dru-...go to sleep"
-later-
Aia: *talking to some random Inklings* "Has anyone seen my Son!?!"
-later-
Aia: "RIDER! That mother's adrenaline is kicking in"
-later-
Aia: "RIDER"
-later...but at a school-
Aia: "I can see every equation" *looking at at white board with math problems on it*
-later back at the park-
Aia: *talking to another random inkling* "Excuse ma'am, have you seen my son?! He about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet"
-later near a coffee shop-
Aia: "RIDER ARE YOU IN THERE!?!" *kicks a garbage can and sees nothing...but then sees the coffee shop* "Oh look, my lucks beginning to change"
-later...again...in the coffee shop Aia is enjoying her coffee but then some else(who is definitely not me) who is In the coffee spits out there coffee-
Pink(definitely not me): *spits out coffee* "WHO THE (INSERT F WORD) PUTS SOY MILK IN THERE COFFEE!?!"
-later...once again-
Aia: "You know where my son is?!?"
-later....once again again a
Aia: "RIDER!!!"
-later-
Aia: "RIDER!!! WHERE THE (INSERT F WORD) ARE YOU?!?!"
-meanwhile back at the park, Rider is playing with another inkling almost his age. The other inkling Rider was playing with was a blue inkling who wore a pair of Pilot Goggles-
(....5 year old Rider and 4 year old Goggles playing together is something I didn't know I needed)
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