Kidnapper: we have your kid
Phil: which one?
Kidnapper: tall, pink haired, wears glasses,
Phil: oh you mean Techno. yeah you don't have him...he has you
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends
