Phil: what did you do at school this time?
Tommy: nothing
Phil: why are you in trouble then?
Tommy:
Techno: he told someone to lighten up
Phil: that doesnt sound so bad
Techno: then he threw a lamp at their head
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
Hayran KurguI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends
