Skeppy, in distress: can't you see I'm upset? what kind of friend are you?
Techno: look I'm not the friend to call when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm the kind of friend you call when you need to make a death look like an accident
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends
